Joe Biden is getting ready to publicly debate Donald Trump. It’s going to be a first-round knockout for Trump because even when he’s not under pressure, Joe Biden just isn’t making any sense these days. Whether it’s doing a strange Grandpa Simpson shoutout to his wife Jill during a press conference or rambling on about quartermasters in second-floor ladies’ departments, nobody really knows what point Sleepy Joe is trying to make these days. We’re pretty sure department stores stopped having “second-floor ladies departments” back in the 1970’s or so, but at least aging Joe can relate to his voting base of Millenials with things like the internet and social media, even if they have no clue what he’s referring to.
Joe Biden: "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?" pic.twitter.com/tAAK2XbhrE
— Ella Mizrahi (@EllaMizrahi12) September 15, 2020