Ocasio-Cortez: In order to save the world, we must rid ourselves of planes, trains and cow farts

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WASHINGTON, DC-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is actually being taken seriously after she announced her new green deal for America involves the elimination of planes, trains and…cow farts.

Yes, she said cow farts are dooming the world.

“We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

The 29-year old career bartender turned lead architect and brainchild of the Democrat party recently told the world, it will end in 12 years if she doesn’t act now, and act she has, like a fool.  Her Green New Deal was so absurd that even Spartacus, Cory Booker has signed on to support it.  Heck, even Donald J. Trump applauded the young barista’s plan, because he knows it will not only ensure his re-election bid in 2020, it will rally his supporters nationwide to oppose the lunacy of the left in this year’s elections.

The Green New Deal also calls for every building in America to be rebuilt.

With 1.3 to 1.5 billion cows farting around the world producing large amounts of greenhouse gas, can we save the world without stopping the farting cows?  Where is America going when major policy is being dictated by things a bartender in Queens once overheard while she was mixing drinks.

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