Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Finds Her Phone, Doubles Down on Scaring Away 25,000 Jobs

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LA-LA-LAND-Congresswoman Ocasio Cortez apparently needed “me time” after she was slammed at all levels in the media and in government for being the poster child for the dangers of socialism in New York City.    After being completely ravaged, she vanished from Twitter for nearly four days, but on Tuesday night, came back recharged and continued running herself into brick walls in an attempt to justify her decision to screw New Yorkers out of high paying jobs.

Today, she showed no concerns for the dozens of Amazon employees who already bought housing in the city in anticipation of their eventual relocation.  Now those employees, obviously demons to her and her fellow socialists are stuck with apartments in a city where they would have no job.

“There’s no CHANCE that the speculative insider real-estate buys that were creating immediate spikes in rent in one of the most rent-burdened communities in NYC could have possibly been unpopular,” she dribbled.

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She also doubled down on her desire to spend “tax credits” to create more government jobs.

“Frankly, the knee-jerk reaction assuming that I “don’t understand” how tax giveaways to corps work is disappointing.No, it’s not possible that I could come to a different conclusion. The debate *must* be over my intelligence & understanding, instead of the merits of the deal,” she said.

Just as it seemed she may have gone on permanent hiatus after her public thrashing, she was back, filling newsrooms across the country with bizarre headlines once fit for humor-news websites as the Onion, and refreshing the meme industry for which she is a major stockholder.

Just as she has a lack of understanding on economics, the environment, the future and America, Cortez often wonders why the right is so obsessed with her.  The answer is simple.  Never before has one person in the Democratic Party energized the right to fix the mistakes they made after an election.     She is the prime example of what happens in America when the electorate sleeps on election day.

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