President Joe Biden shocked to learn ground beef now costs over $5 per pound

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WASHINGTON, DC – We’re unable to confirm the truthfulness of the story told this week by President Joe Biden as many of his tales have turned out to be false fabrications, but the President now says he learned this weekend that the price of ground beef is soaring.

Biden told a tale about a friend of his wife who told the first couple how much Americans are now paying for ground beef. Biden was shocked that the price of ground beef crossed the $5 per pound threshold. Biden said the cost of ground beef was under $4 per pound before he took office.