BRICK TOWNSHIP, NJ – On Saturday night, August 15th, just after 9:00 p.m. officers were called to the area of Eagle Point on the Metedeconk River in response to a woman missing in the water. Between the winds and strong current, the water was rough and the boat she had been on lost sight of her for several minutes when the boat’s operator called 9-1-1. Several officers responded to Eagle Point while others mobilized the two police boats out of Trader’s Cove Marina. The Coast Guard, State Police Marine Unit and the Brick Fire Department Dive Team were all notified as officers converged on the area where the victim last went missing.

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Suddenly, everyone loves the post office, even the Democrats.  That wasn’t the case when President Barack Obama mocked the post office for their constant financial woes.

“I mean, if you think about it, UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? No, they are,” Obama said way back in 2009 when he called the service outdated and antiquated. “It’s the post office that’s always having problems.”

Now, the woes of the post office are all Donald Trump’s fault.

“Donald Trump’s attacks and defunding of the postal system are a direct threat to the right to vote and the integrity of the election and even now are delaying Americans from getting the medicine and mail they need. We must act now to stop this attack and protect our election process,” the union said.

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now one of us, whether you like it or not.  She has purchased a home in Ocean County, in Toms River intends to raise her children here.  Snookie moved in the bayside Silverton neighborhood’s “east side” and dropped $850,000 on a lagoon front home complete with a saltwater pool.   Some residents worried about her old-school hard-partying days from Jersey Shore.  To them, Snooki says, calm down.

“I’m not going to bother anybody. We’re not throwing house parties like we’re Jersey Shore, 2009. Like, I have three kids, let me enjoy Toms River. I’m allowed.” she said in her podcast, first reported in the APP, “I’m with my children, calm the  f*ck down.”

We welcome Snooki to the hood, representing from Silverton’s Upper West Side.  As long as Tony Rivoli doesn’t go painting a full-wall mural again in his new place, everything should be good.  By the way, if you haven’t been to Riv’s Silverton Hub go there.

TRENTON, NJ – Former New Jersey Governor Christine Todd Whitman has been on an anti-President Trump crusade since the man took office.  Early on in the 2016 election cycle, she had many allies in the New Jersey Republican Party cheering alongside her, including Jack Ciattarelli, who is running for Governor in 2021.   These days, Jack has laid off on the Anti-Trumper rhetoric and is even pushing himself as the Trump guy, but Whitman has become the Jane Fonda of the Republican Party.

Whitman spoke at the 2020 Democrat National Convention to endorse Democrat Joe Biden.  She claimed about how she comes from a long lineage of Republicans, who now are definitely rolling in their graves.

“This isn’t about Republican or Democrat, it’s about a person,” Whitman said. “A person decent enough, stable enough to get our economy back on track.  A person who can work with everyone. Donald Trump isn’t that person.  Joe Biden is.”

The New Jersey Republican party in general is just shy of left these days, but for one of their elder stateswomen to go into the capital city of the Democrat party and help that party launch attacks against the Republican, well, maybe her new name should be Milwaukee Jane.

TRENTON, NJ – Did you know, people in your own household might right now be infected with the deadly COVID-19 virus and not even know about it?   Maybe they contracted it at their last trip to the park or supermarket?  Even worse, one of those outdoor bars where nobody follows directions or at the last radical leftist protest or riot your children attended.   That’s the message New Jersey Department of Health Commissioner Judith Persichilli are sending this week as she and Governor Phil Murphy are pushing their contact tracers on New Jersey.

An army of 1,500 workers have been deployed to let you know you might have COVID-19, even though you don’t know it, have the sniffles or maybe a fever.  With the virus’ numbers diminished by over 90% in most trackable statistics since April, Persichili reminded New Jersey, the killer is still lurking out there and when their contact tracers call, you need to answer.

“As the Governor covered, we are making progress in building our army of contact tracers in our state. However, we still have too many residents not providing key information to reach their contacts and control the spread of COVID-19,” she said.  “That means that many individuals, the contacts, are not aware that they’ve been exposed to COVID-19. These individuals could be your family, your friends and your coworkers who unknowingly are contributing to the spread of the virus. This puts residents at risk, especially those who are most vulnerable, older adults and those with chronic conditions such as diabetes, heart disease, cancer and lung disease.”

Persichili said the state has now invested money into a statewide marketing and public relations campaign to promote contact tracers and encourage residents to answer the call.  Persichili said the campaign is targeting communities where black and Latino people live.

“To help residents understand the importance of contact tracing and testing, last week we launched our public awareness campaign, For Each Other, For Us All. This campaign is a multichannel communications effort reaching vulnerable and high-risk audiences across the state with a heightened focus on communities of color, which have been disproportionately impacted by the pandemic. Advertising is targeted to reach populations most at risk,” Persichili said.  “Ads will also run in multicultural communities, such as the cities of Newark, Paterson, Elizabeth, Camden, Atlantic City and Trenton. As the campaign progresses, we hope the message for residents, For Each Other, For Us All, Answer the Call, will further resonate and we will see an increase in residents sharing their contacts with tracers so we can contain the virus.”

“Although the campaign has been running for a short time, we are already seeing positive results. More than 770,000 individuals have shared or liked the campaign ads on Facebook. We have seen a high engagement with the senior population via this social media channel,” she said  “Video advertising on Univision has engaged residents with nearly all of them watching the majority of the video. The COVID-19 information hub has seen nearly 35,000 page views since the launch, and 95% of the users visited the site for the first time. After going to the test and trace page, most users have been clicking on the testing information page. More than 100 TV ads and nearly 600 radio ads have run so far. Billboards in New Jersey Transit advertising are up in key urban centers in Newark, Elizabeth, Camden, Patterson, Atlantic City and Trenton. We will continue to expand the reach of our campaign in the weeks to come.”

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TOMS RIVER, NJ – All over the country, liberals, Democrats and leftists are celebrating the death of President Donald J. Trump’s younger brother, Robert Trump with a disgusting hashtag, #wrongtrump.  The hashtag implies that the wrong Trump passed away, meaning they wish it was the President who died.

While the Trump family mourned the loss of one of their elders, the liberal left and the mainstream media continued piling on the President.

“Uncle Robert, we love you. You are in our hearts and prayers, always,” said niece Ivanka Trump.

Some Democrat politicians took the high road, even two prominent Democrats with huge scores to settle with the President.

“Mr. President, Jill and I are sad to learn of your younger brother Robert’s passing. I know the tremendous pain of losing a loved one — and I know how important family is in moments like these. I hope you know that our prayers are with you all,” said former Vice President Joe Biden.

“President Donald Trump and I spoke earlier today, and I extended my heartfelt prayers for his brother at this difficult time. I know the grief the President is feeling, having also lost my brother,” said New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy who is suing the Trump administration.

Trump is planning a private White House funeral for his brother Robert.

“We’re looking at Friday. And we may do just a small service right here at the White House,”I think he’d be greatly honored. He loves our country. He loved our country so much. He was so proud of what we were doing and what we are doing for our country.”

STURGIS, SD – If it wasn’t for the Sturgis Police Department, a handful of Antifa protesters, who want to “defund police”, could be waking up today in a hospital critical care unit.  The small group of protesters showed up at the annual Sturgis Bike Rally where tens of thousands of bikers from around America come together each year to celebrate as one.

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Sturgis Police officers received criticism for defending protesters who are calling to defund police, but said they are bound by duty to protect all citizens, even Antifa when necessary.   The department said had they not stepped in when they did, things could have gone badly for the protesters.

“It is law enforcement’s job to protect everyone, protestors and anti-protestors alike,” the Sturgis Police Department said.  “Law enforcement does not pick sides and protects everyone equality. Had law enforcement not been present, the small group of protestors would more than likely would have been assaulted.”

Residents of the community also praised their police officers for stepping in when they did.

“I’m proud that the men and women of our department take their vow to protect and serve no matter what seriously. As much as we would love to see ANTIFA dealt with. The police still have their duties to protect everyone that they can,” said one Meade County Sheriff’s Department dispatcher.