Itsy Bitsy Perv Using Imaginary Spider to Cop a Feel with Women in Queens
QUEENS, N.Y. — The NYPD is asking for the public’s help identifying a suspect wanted in connection with two forcible touching incidents that occurred within …
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Georgia deputy arrested for DUI after attempting to direct imaginary traffic at empty school
LIZELLA, GA — A Georgia sheriff’s deputy, who was previously honored as “Deputy of the Year,” was arrested last week for allegedly attempting to direct …
Under US pressure over fentanyl, Mexico wages “imaginary war on drugs” with raids on inactive labs
By Drazen Jorgic and Jackie Botts MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Mexico’s army appears to be raiding only a handful of active drug labs every month, …
Did Ocean County Commissioner Haines Award Herself with an Imaginary Award?
TOMS RIVER, NJ – The Ocean County Board of Commissioners gives out awards annually. It’s something the governing body has been doing for decades. Some …
Trump lashes out after Democrats celebrate the imaginary holiday, Insurrection Day
Former U.S. President Donald J. Trump lashed out today after Democrats celebrated an imaginary holiday they have dubbed Insurrection Day. A huge spectacle was made …
Republicans mock Biden’s frequent use of the imaginary word “Expodentially”
When Donald Trump was President of the United States, everything was ‘huge’. There was nothing bigger or better than anything the former president promoted, in …