HOLLYWOOD, CA – Crazy Hollywood hypocrite Alyssa Milano showed her family’s face masks while sitting in the closed confines of her family car. There’s just one problem. Her knitted yarn facemask probably won’t stop a single coronavirus from getting in and out. But, don’t be a “[expletive] [expletive]” she told those who let her know. Her knitted mask is equipped with carbon filters. If COVID-19 entered that car somehow through the filtered or unfiltered air conditioning, everyone except dad is probably going to catch it.
After being mocked by all of Twitter, Milano replied, “Assholes, mask has a carbon filter in it. So, yes, it might be crochet but totally safe.”