WASHINGTON, DC – Joe Biden’s pen today enjoyed a major victory over the President by defending itself from a left pocket jab. The president fumbled for several seconds before conceding to the pen and putting it in another pocket. The display of excellence on field earned Biden’s pen the coveted player of the game award during a recent executive order signing inside the nation’s capital. The pen said it’s working hard and will try to sweep the President and extend its winning streak to two on Wednesday.