Snooki to her new neighbors in Toms River: Calm the f*ck down!

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now one of us, whether you like it or not.  She has purchased a home in Ocean County, in Toms River intends to raise her children here.  Snookie moved in the bayside Silverton neighborhood’s “east side” and dropped $850,000 on a lagoon front home complete with a saltwater pool.   Some residents worried about her old-school hard-partying days from Jersey Shore.  To them, Snooki says, calm down.

“I’m not going to bother anybody. We’re not throwing house parties like we’re Jersey Shore, 2009. Like, I have three kids, let me enjoy Toms River. I’m allowed.” she said in her podcast, first reported in the APP, “I’m with my children, calm the  f*ck down.”

We welcome Snooki to the hood, representing from Silverton’s Upper West Side.  As long as Tony Rivoli doesn’t go painting a full-wall mural again in his new place, everything should be good.  By the way, if you haven’t been to Riv’s Silverton Hub go there.

 

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