Star-Ledger Editorial Says Constitution Was Written by Dirty People Who Believed in Witchcraft
NEWARK, NJ – Leave it to the liberal media to throw down against America’s Second Amendment to the Constitution by saying the document was written by a bunch of ignorant colonials who believed in witchcraft, seldom bathed, and didn’t believe in travel over 25 miles per hour. Which means we need to trash the second amendment. “The Second Amendment was ratified in 1791. In 1791, people still widely believed in witchcraft, bathed several times a year, and thought that if a human being were ever to exceed 25 miles per hour via horse or carriage they would surely perish. The