OCEAN CITY, MD – When it comes to porch pirates, there’s an element of stealth and speed that are required to make sure you don’t end up in a Ring doorbell camera on the 5 o’clock news later in the day.
Enter, this porch pirate in Ocean City, Maryland who might be the absolute slowest and least stealthy porch pirate in America.
“The Ocean City Police Department is currently investigating a theft that occurred on December 5, 2021 in the area of 41st Street. If anyone can identify the female, please contact PFC Stahm at TStahm@oceancitymd.gov or 410-723-6610. Anonymous tips can also be left at https://oceancitymd.gov/oc/departments/police/crime-tips/ or by calling 410-520-5136. Reference case number 2021-006800,” the OCPD said in a statement.