Hunter Biden smoked Parmesan cheese out of the rug while addicted to crack

"I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs smoking anything that remotely resembled crack cocaine," Biden said. "I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone that you know, I'm sure."

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Hunter Biden is absolutely, 100% certain that at the end of an ongoing federal investigation into his personal finances, he will be cleared of wrongdoing. Most Americans actually agree with him and also know for certain he will be cleared of all wrong-doing regardless of his guilt or innocence.

After all, Biden is the son of President Joe Biden and there’s probably not a single investigator in the entire system who will take the chance and levy charges against the President’s son.

Related: New York Post Hunter Biden Photos Claim to Show Before and After Dental Work to Fix “Meth Mouth”

After being kicked out of the U.S. Navy Reserves as an office, Hunter Biden delved deeper into drugs and alcohol.

“I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs smoking anything that remotely resembled crack cocaine,” Biden said. “I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone that you know, I’m sure.”


Biden spoke about he stayed up for thirteen days one time, doing nothing but smoking crack and drinking vodka.

Shortly after his brother Beau died, Hunter started dating his sister-in-law.

“We were together trying to do the right thing,” Biden said. In the end, it didn’t. “I made a lot of decisions I probably shouldn’t have made.”

Related: Hunter Biden says laptop with pictures of him passed out on drugs was not his, planted by Russians

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