5 Totally Unhinged Trump-Themed Products You Can (But Probably Shouldn’t) Buy on Amazon

From rubber duckies to toilet brushes, democracy has never been so... merchandised.

by Shore News Network

So you’re scrolling through Amazon at 2 a.m., teetering between “I should be asleep” and “what fresh madness can I find today,” and boom—you stumble upon an entire world of Donald Trump-themed products you never asked for.

Whether you’re buying a gag gift, prepping for a chaotic White Elephant exchange, or just want to make your guests deeply uncomfortable, here are five Trump-themed treasures you can absolutely order right now—but maybe, just maybe, you shouldn’t.

1. Trump Hair Socks—Because Your Feet Deserve a Presidential Blowout

5 Totally Unhinged Trump-Themed Products You Can (But Probably Shouldn’t) Buy on Amazon

Yes, this is real. These socks feature Trump’s face printed across the ankles, topped off with an actual tuft of golden “hair” you can style yourself.

According to the product description, you can use scissors, hair gel, rubber bands, and even stickers to give Mr. 45 a brand-new ‘do. Want to give him a buzz cut? Faux hawk? Pigtails? Let your inner sock stylist run wild.

They’re one-size-fits-all, which is great, because nightmares are universal.

2. The Trump Chia Pet—Watch the Ego Grow in Real Time

5 Totally Unhinged Trump-Themed Products You Can (But Probably Shouldn’t) Buy on Amazon

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA… Commander-in-Leaf?

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This ceramic Donald Trump head lets you grow a lush coat of greenery right where the infamous comb-over used to sit. In just 1–2 weeks, your pottery president will sprout what we can only describe as “photosynthesized presidential realness.”

It comes with three seed packets, a drip tray, and the haunting realization that someone out there has a whole collection of political Chia Pets.

Imagine the dinner parties.

3. Trump Rubber Ducky—Make Bath Time Slightly More Uncomfortable

5 Totally Unhinged Trump-Themed Products You Can (But Probably Shouldn’t) Buy on Amazon

It squeaks. It floats. It has a combover.

This Trump-inspired rubber ducky is somehow both adorable and deeply cursed. Designed for babies but likely purchased by adults with very specific senses of humor, it’s ideal for bath time, birthday parties, or low-key psychological warfare.

Bonus: It’s listed as a collectible. Somewhere out there, a shelf holds this duck between a vintage Nixon Pez dispenser and a Reagan bobblehead. History is weird.

4. The Trump Garbage Truck—Taking the Campaign Trail to the Curb

5 Totally Unhinged Trump-Themed Products You Can (But Probably Shouldn’t) Buy on Amazon

Nothing says “Make America Great Again” like a tiny garbage truck plastered with Trump 2024 slogans.

This 1:50 scale model is made from heavy-duty zinc alloy and has working pull-back action. It’s perfect for kids who love trucks, adults who love satire, or anyone who wants to gift-wrap irony in a bright red collectible.

Whether it’s a toy or a metaphor, we’ll let you decide.

5. Trump Toilet Brush & Toilet Paper Set—Flush With Patriotism

5 Totally Unhinged Trump-Themed Products You Can (But Probably Shouldn’t) Buy on Amazon

https://amzn.to/4mKhrltThis might be the crown jewel of Trump-themed absurdity: a bathroom cleaning set featuring a Trump-faced toilet brush and toilet paper printed with his portrait.

Perfect for housewarmings you weren’t really invited to, this gift says, “I’m political, petty, and proud.” The brush has sturdy bristles, a long handle, and comes in the classic Trump color scheme: bright yellow and navy.

Warning: May cause intense debate in your guest bathroom.

Is this democracy in action or capitalism gone rogue? Hard to say.

What is clear is that there’s a Trump-themed product for every room in your house—and every corner of your psyche you didn’t know needed merch.

So next time you’re doomscrolling and wondering what to buy with that leftover Amazon gift card, maybe give these a pass… or don’t.

We’re not your moral compass—we’re just here to show you the weird stuff.

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