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“Safety Color Codes” Will Be Used to Determine Possible COVID-19 School Closures in Fall

TRENTON, NJ – If your school is one of the ones reopening this fall, it will be monitored by the state with a color-coded safety and virus alert system. According to the…

August 14, 2020

Maskless Mayor Mo continues showing governor Murphy that face masks are for p*ssies and his workplace guidelines suck

The following is satire based on real events. Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…

August 14, 2020

Was Your Vote Counted in July? Find Out By Calling Your Local Election Board, 40,000 Ballots Rejected, More Left Uncounted

TRENTON, NJ – The State of New Jersey has certified the July 2020 primary election and has confirmed that 40,845 mail-in ballots were rejected and tossed, and tens of thousands of ballots…

August 11, 2020

Trump Escorted Out of Press Conference as Secret Service Shoots Man Outside of White House

WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald J. Trump was escorted out of a press conference today with reporters by the Secret Service as officers outside the White House shot a man. “The investigation…

August 10, 2020

Murphy Cites Chinese Study of Restaurant as Key Factor in Not Reopening American Restaurants

TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey restaurants are staying closed for indoor dining and Governor Murphy said a study of a restaurant in China done back in January of 2020 is the reason…

August 10, 2020

Governor Murphy Issues Stern Warning to Bars and Restaurants that Closures Are Imminent If they Do Not Follow His Rules

BELMAR, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy today issued a stern warning to bars and patrons of bars and restaurants that if they do not start complying with his executive orders, they will…

August 10, 2020

Murphy Denies Responsibility for Deaths In Nursing Home After State Order to Facilities to Accept COVID-19 Patients

TRENTON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy this week dodged questions from Shore News Network regarding the state-induced deaths of nearly 7,000 senior citizens living in nursing homes and long term care facilities…

August 10, 2020

Ocean County YMCA to Offer Full Day Child Care PR

THE OCEAN COUNTY YMCA WILL OFFER FULL DAY CHILD CARE AND REMOTE LEARNING SUPPORT FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR The Y will remain closed to members as it transitions to support schools,…

August 10, 2020

Cooking Star Rachael Ray’s Home Suffers Major Damage in Fire

LAKE LUZERNE, NY – A upstate New York home owned by television cooking star Rachael Ray was damaged in a fire according to the Warren County Sheriff’s Department. The fire damaged most…

August 10, 2020

Atlantic City Arrests 95 People for Rioting and Looting the City in May

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – The Atlantic City Police Department announces 95 individuals have been charged as a result of an exhaustive investigation conducted by members of this department following rioting and looting that…

August 10, 2020

Governor Murphy Asked About 7,000 Dead Seniors In Nursing Homes, Here’s What He Said

JACKSON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy was not interested in talking about the 7,000 people who died in nursing homes, elder care facilities, long term care facilities and state-run veterans homes during…

August 7, 2020

Murphy: Increase in Black Bear Attacks, Incident Because of COVID-19, Not Because There’s Too Many In NJ

WEST MILFORD, NJ – The New Jersey Outdoor Alliance on Friday released a statement slamming Governor Murphy’s administration over the deafening silence regarding the recent bear attack in West Milford, NJ. “The…

August 1, 2020

Former Restaurant Worker Finds New Mission in Life During COVID-19 Pandemic, Store Opening in Jackson Tomorrow

JACKSON TOWNSHIP, NJ – Eight months ago, Lianna Angrisani, of Jackson was working as a server in the food services industry. Tomorrow, she is opening up her own business in her home…

July 31, 2020

Here’s what back to school will look like in Toms River

TOMS RIVER, NJ – The Toms River Regional School District has announced plans to allow for students and staff to return to school in September and they are calling it a ‘blended…

July 31, 2020

Jackson Couple, Defense Contractors Charged for Fraud that Could Have Endangered Lives of U.S. Military Personnel

JACKSON, NJ – Three people have been charged for their alleged roles in a years-long conspiracy to defraud the U.S. Department of Defense (DoD) by providing military equipment parts that were not…

July 29, 2020

FDA Warns Some Hand Sanitizers Can Cause Blindness, Hospitalization and Death

FDA is warning consumers and health care providers that the agency has seen a sharp increase in hand sanitizer products that are labeled to contain ethanol (also known as ethyl alcohol) but that have…

July 29, 2020

AP Photographer Snaps Photo of Joe Biden’s Notes During Press Conference

WASHINGTON, DC – No, our cover photo is not real, but what we imagined this photo would look like since we won’t pay the AP $500 to republish their photo. You can…

July 29, 2020

Lawsuit Claims Murphy Double Standards Violates New Jersey Freedom of Religion

TRENTON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy has exempted political speech and rallies, when conducted by the left from essentially all of his executive orders, but now a pastor and rabbi have teamed…

July 28, 2020

Murphy Wins: Atilis Gym Owners Arrested after Defying Murphy’s Law

BELLMAWR, NJ – Police have arrested 33-year-old Ian Smith and 51-year-old Frank Trumbetti, owners of the Atilis Gym in Bellmawr for their continued defiance of Governor Phil Murphy’s COVID-19 lockdown order prohibiting…

July 27, 2020

It’s a bad time to be a tree in Jackson Township as clear cutting continues around town

Written by Randy Bergmann, republished with permission. JACKSON TOWNSHIP, NJ – It’s a bad time to be a tree in Jackson, particularly those trees that have put down roots in the northwest…

March 8, 2021

New Jersey Governor Blames Crime on Uptick of New Gun Owners! Welcome to The Party, it’s Your fault!

by Theresa Inacker, CNJFO Communications Director, for Black Wire Media www.cnjfo.com/join-us TRENTON, NJ – As a new gun owner, you probably cannot believe that New Jersey Governor Murphy and Democrats in the…

July 24, 2020

“It’s F*cking Showtime” Says Gym Owner After Murphy Sends Prosecutors to Padlock His Business

BELLMAWR, NJ – Ian Andrew, owner of Atilis Gym in Bellmawr has lost a court battle against the State of New Jersey and he says the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office is on…

July 24, 2020

Redskins Are Now Just “Washington Football Team”

WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Redskins are now just the “Washington Football Team”. The Redskin name and indian logo have been retired from the organization. Instead of a new name and logo…

July 23, 2020

20 Teenagers Contracted COVID-19 at Middletown House Party Maybe More

MIDDLETOWN, NJ – Governor Murphy’s hometown of Middletown is now home to one of the states latest COVID-19 outbreak clusters. Middletown Health Department officials are now saying 20 teenagers who attended a…

July 23, 2020

Trump: Median Age of all COVID-19 Deaths Nationwide is 78-Years-Old, Working to Protect Nursing Homes

WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald J. Trump confirmed on Wednesday what has been known for months about the COVID-19 virus. It is mainly affecting America’s aging population, especially those in nursing homes. …

July 23, 2020

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