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Lawmaker Who Voted to Ban Plastic Bags Arrested for Shoplifting, Because They Had No Bags

Check Your Tickets Because a Cash 4 Life Winner Was sold in Lanham

Pennsylvania man killed his grandmother because “She was the devil”

Over 100,000 New Yorkers Could Lose Healthcare Coverage and It’s Not Because of Elon Musk

Man Fractures Skull of Young Child Because She Threw His Phone

Insane Left-Wing Anarchist Found Not Guilty After Stabbing His Friend to Death With Trowel Because He Was A Trump Supporter

Check Your Tickets Because a $1.5 Million Jackpot Lottery Ticket Was Sold In New Jersey

Jackson School Board Member Suggests Selling Jackson Liberty High School Because It’s Worth A Lot of Money

Sen. Coons Caught in Bald Face Lie Over Claim of $300 Million Worth of Medicine Expiring Because of Trump

Duffy Says Hillary Clinton Unhinged Because Family’s “Obscene Grifting” Scheme Under Fire

Woman Who Beat Nurse Because She Was White, Wanted for Prior Carjacking

Massachusetts man sentenced to two years for assaulting woman because she didn’t say hello

D.C. Teen Girls Killed 64-Year-Old Reggie Brown Because They Were Bored

Jets Coach Fired: Was it for Lebanese Flag Patch or His 20-36 Record?

Another New Jersey Elementary School is Closing Because of Phil Murphy’s New Equity Based Funding Formula

Minnesota Man Shot Victim Dead Because He Supicisouly Wore Hoodie on Warm Day

Pennsylvania grandma brutally beat 3-year-old granddaughter because she wasn’t listening

Pennsylvania Man Beats Neighbor Because He Was Having an Alleged Affair with Mom

Kamala Harris Slamming a Bag of Doritos Because Trump Won is Definitely Not Weird

Florida Teen Killed Her Mother and Boyfriend Because He Was Half Her Age

NYC Mayor Says Migrants Can Help Lifeguard Shortage Because They’re ‘Excellent Swimmers’

Jonathan Turley Says Michael Cohen’s Testimony Helped Trump Because It Showed He Was Following His ‘Directions’

Andy McCarthy Says He Doesn’t Believe Trump Judge Will Toss Case Because His Daughter Is ‘Progressive Operative’

Pro-Hamas Students Booed After Walking Out Because Commencement Speaker Is Jewish

Former Federal Prosecutor Predicts On MSNBC That Michael Cohen Won’t Be ‘Last Witness’ Because He Isn’t ‘Good’