Andrew and Tristan Tate Arrested in Miami as U.K. Seeks Extradition on Rape, Trafficking Charges
Miami, FL — Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested Saturday in Miami after British authorities sought their extradition to face rape and human trafficking charges stemming from alleged crimes…
Murphy Said All Customers Must Wear a Mask in Grocery Stores, So He Did
When Governor Phil Murphy’s order requiring face coverings for all New Jersey shoppers went into effect Friday, many were unprepared and some were even turned away, but not this guy. Here’s a…
The Fall of New Jersey – A view of the apocalyptic New Jersey
LAMBERTVILLE – A new novel by “The New Jersey Historian-in-Exile” details what life would be like in an apocalyptic Garden State. It seems fitting that the state is almost there right now,…
Kid Surprises Dad With Joe Exotic Cononavirus Makeover
While the roots of women all over the world are starting to come through and men are starting to look a little grizzly, one kid wouldn’t stand for the coronavirus forcing weeks…
During the Coronavirus Pandemic, Be Careful What You Steal
The thieving business all across America just got kicked up a notch and has become part theft, part Russian Roulette, and that goes for Amazon porch pirate too. Now, one nurse has…
Here Are Some Pretty Bad At-Home Coronavirus Haircuts
Unless you can find a black market barber in your neighborhood, you don’t have many choices for getting a haircut during the coronapocalypse. Your choices are pretty much limited to your mom,…
All Over the World, Garage Gyms Are Now a Thing
It’s been almost a month since your local gym has been shut down, except those of you still working out at the black-market underground gyms, but across America and around the world,…
5 Nostalgic Comfort Foods You Need to Have While Binge-Watching During the Coronavius Pandemic
The coronavirus lockdown has us all inside our homes trying to find ways to get through to the other side and one booming trend right now is purchasing nostalgic comfort foods that…
Hey You! Rumson Lawyer Charged for Hosting Pink Floyd Acoustic “Concert” During COVID-19 Pandemic
RUMSON-A homeowner in Rumson was charged by police on Sunday after he hosted a Pink Floyd acoustic themed coronavirus concert in a residential neighborhood, according to police. John Maldjian was charged with…
Rumson Police Now Contemplating Charges for Pink Floyd Gathering
RUMSON-The Rumson Police Department issued a statement today saying the matter of the illegal coronavirus party in its town is still being investigating and charges may be filed. This comes after police…
Mrs. Kinter, Lee Fierro Dies from Coronavirus at 91
In the 1975 hit movie Jaws, young Alex Kinter fell victim to the great white shark that would go on to terrorize Amity Island. Kinter became somewhat of a pop culture icon…
10 More Virus Pandemic Movies to Watch This Weekend on Amazon Prime
We’re all pretty much sick and tired of what’s happening right now in the world, but it’s human nature to delve into the darkest part of our fears and face them head…
5 Unique Frozen Pizzas for the Perfect Coronavirus Quarantine Pizza Party
Running out of things to do? Bored out of your mind? Why not host a family pizza party and try out some new frozen pizza options? It can be fun and it’s…
Crime Expert O.J. Simpson Solves Unsolved Murder from Tiger King, Criticizes White People
HOLLYWOOD-One of the nation’s foremost experts on committing a crime and getting away with it, O.J. Simpson took to Twitter this week to criticize “white people” this week and offer his expert…
Governor Murphy Expands Social Distancing to Include Visiting Gumars
TRENTON-As frustrations grow over Governor Phil Murphy’s series of executive orders that have limited social interactions, the governor announced today that social distancing rules will be relaxed to ease tensions on the…
Trump Announces Coronavirus Cure; Democrats Vow to Fight Cure
WASHINGTON, D.C.- After hearing that President Donald J. Trump has announced a cure for coronavirus, Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer held a press conference in front of…
Americans All Vow to Stop Leaving Latex Gloves in Store Parking Lots
It took a lot of coaxing and embarrassing news stories, but today, all Americans have agreed to stop dropping their used latex surgical gloves in store parking lots. “It’s a great relief…
Shore Area Mayors All Announce: No New Taxes in 2020, Will Actually Show Up for Work At Public Patronage Jobs This Week
TOMS RIVER-In an incredible change of heart, your town’s mayor has just announced there will be no new taxes in 2020 due to the coronavirus outbreak. In fact, many have declared tax…
Commander of Impending Alien Earth Invasion Fleet Reverses Course: I Just Can’t
SOMEWHERE IN THE ASTEROID BELT-Supreme Commander Zitnakz Fritzbzech has just announced he is calling off his impending invasion of the planet Earth. “I just can’t,” Frizbzech said to his generals at this…
Coronavirus 2020: What Happens When Tens of Thousands of Carefree Spring Breakers Return Home Next Week?
FLORIDA-Videos and photos being released by the media show crowds of high school and college kids celebrating spring break in Florida and Texas without a care in the world for the spread…
Toms River to Vote on Ordinance to Allow for Budget Increase Over 2% Property Tax Cap
TOMS RIVER-Toms River Township Mayor Mo Hill and the Toms River council will be voting on an ordinance to exceed the 2% property tax cap mandated by former Governor Chris Christie. Despite…
