East brunswick police joke: don't call 911 for fireworks unless it's a real emergency

East Brunswick Police Joke: Don’t Call 911 for Fireworks Unless It’s a Real Emergency

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July 3, 2026

The East Brunswick Police Department used humor ahead of the Fourth of July to remind residents that emergency dispatchers should only be called for genuine emergencies.

East Brunswick, NJ – As fireworks light up the sky this Independence Day, the East Brunswick Police Department is reminding residents that not every loud boom warrants a call to 911.

East brunswick police joke: don't call 911 for fireworks unless it's a real emergency
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In a lighthearted social media post Thursday, the department shared a humorous graphic outlining examples of when it’s appropriate—and inappropriate—to dial emergency services during the holiday.

Police encourage common sense

The graphic jokes that residents should not call 911 simply because people are setting off fireworks, debris lands in the yard, a spouse can’t sleep, or a frightened cat is hiding.

Instead, police said emergency calls should be reserved for serious situations, such as a house fire or someone suffering a life-threatening injury.

“Just because something is loud doesn’t automatically make it a 911 emergency,” the department wrote.

A little humor with an important message

The post also included a tongue-in-cheek joke suggesting that if “your cat is shooting back,” police would “appreciate a photo after everyone is safe.”

Officials said dispatchers rely on the public to help keep emergency lines open for situations where someone is in immediate danger.

The department encouraged residents to celebrate the holiday safely, responsibly, and with consideration for their neighbors.

Key Points

  • East Brunswick police reminded residents not to call 911 simply because fireworks are loud.
  • The department used humor to encourage residents to reserve emergency lines for genuine emergencies.
  • Officials urged everyone to have a safe and responsible Fourth of July.

Related: East Brunswick Police Department, East Brunswick, Fourth of July, Fireworks, Public Safety

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