After leading charge to shut down CA schools, this teachers union president caught dropping daughter off at private in-person school

BERKELEY, CA – The Berkeley, California school district remains closed to in-person training, but that didn’t stop the Berkeley Federation of Teachers Union President Matt Meyer from taking his own daughter to…

In 2021, the Jersey Shore can become the largest beachfront pot party in America and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Legalized marijuana in New Jersey could transform the Jersey Shore into one huge summer-long pot party and there’s nothing police or local beachfront municipalities can do about it. …

MeToo Murphy declines comment on pal Andrew Cuomo’s sexual assault allegations

TRENTON, NJ – When it comes to New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, he has a lot to talk about. Each week, the governor has addressed the state three to five times per…

Mattel Announces Magic 8-Ball Fauci Edition

Via Zergreport – Never be left not knowing what the best advice to protect yourself against COVID-19 again as Mattel unveiled their newest toy, the Magic 8-Ball Fauci Edition. The Fauci Magic-8…

U.S. Attorney’s Office calls attention to scammers and offers ways to help avoid being duped

ST. LOUIS, MO – As Missourians begin to file their 2020 tax returns, criminals are exploiting the filing season to scam people out of their money and personal information. The best way…

U.S. Attorney Scott Brady and Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro Announce Indictment in Nursing Home Investigation

PITTSBURGH, PA – The former administrator of a Mount Lebanon skilled nursing home has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Pittsburgh on charges of conspiracy to defraud the United States,…

Biden administration unveils new stimulus check carpet bombing delivery system

The following report is a political satire and not a factual event. WASHINGTON, DC – Via The Zerg Report – The administration today said after a test run in Syria, Joe Biden…

North Dakota anti-drug operation nets 37 suspected meth dealers

RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA – United States Attorney Ron Parsons announced that 37 people have been federally indicted as part of OCDETF Operation Say Uncle. OCDETF stands for Organized Crime Drug Enforcement…

Local newspaper’s ridiculous “back to school” band photos go viral

WENATCHEE, WA – Wenatchee is a small mountain valley town nestled alongside the Columbia River in central Washington State about halfway between Seattle and Spokane. The city of 30,000 or so barely…

Biggs: Fauci will never allow Americans to return to normal life

SCOTTSDALE, AZ – U.S. Congressman Andy Biggs today said Anthony Fauci will never allow Americans to return to a normal life. “Fauci will never allow Americans to return to normal life,” Biggs…

Pewaukee man pleads guilty to $1 million in PPP fraud

PEWAUKEE, WISCONSIN – Acting U.S. Attorney Richard G. Frohling of the Eastern District of Wisconsin joined Acting Assistant Attorney General Nicholas L. McQuaid of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division and other federal…

Toms River Mayor Mo Hill to be Recalled, Robocall Suggests

TOMS RIVER, NJ – It looks like embattled Toms River Mayor Maurice “Mo” Hill could be facing his own recall after hundreds of residents in Toms River reported getting a robocall in…

Saturday Night Live under fire after anti-Semitic joke wasn’t exactly funny

NEW YORK, NY- Americans have watched the slow decline of Saturday Night Live from a cheeky and funny show with the likes of Eddie Murphy, Chris Farley, Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, Dan…

FeedNJ Receives $150,000 Grant from Middlesex County Department of Human Services

HIGHTSTOWN, NJ — FeedNJ, the aggressive campaign to fight COVID-19-impacted food insecurity across the state, received a major boost from the Middlesex County Department of Human Services with a grant of $150,000…

Facebook just shut down Hercules, Kevin Sorbo for Disagreeing with Social Media Factchecking

Hercules has been de-platformed. Actor Kevin Sorbo who is best known for his role as Hercules has been shut down by Facebook. Sorbo had more than 500,000 followers and said his shutdown…

AP: Pelosi OKs drafting of impeachment articles

Humor: Nancy Pelosi Announces Twelve Month Donald Trump Impeachment Schedule

The following satire was originally published by Zerg Report, a lighter-side comedy website. It is not a true story but based on real-life experiences. WASHINGTON, D.C. – Via ZergReport – Nancy Pelosi today…

Jersey Shore University Medical Center is One of 13 Hospitals in the Nation to Earn AARC Apex Recognition Award

Hackensack Meridian Jersey Shore University Medical Center recently received the American Association for Respiratory Care (AARC) 2021-2022 Apex Recognition Award. Jersey Shore University Medical Center was recognized for demonstrating best practices in…

NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo Threatened, Extorted New York Lawmaker to Help in Coverup, Dem. Assemblyman Claims

ALBANY, NY – New York Governor Andrew Cuomo might stand to win more than an Emmy for his recent role as lead actor in a crime drama. That’s because the Governor is…

Minnesota Man Pleads Guilty to Defrauding the United States in Paycheck Protection Program Scheme Received Over $1.2 million from Loans through Banks in Northwest Iowa and Minnesota

CHAMPLIN, MINNESOTA – A Minnesota man who participated in a scheme to defraud the United States out of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) and Economic Injury Disaster Loans (EIDL) funds, and conspired to…

L.A. County Health Inspector Caught Doing Victory Dance After Mistakenly Shutting Down Brewery on Super Bowl Sunday

LANCASTER, CA – There’s a fiery place in hell for those people in America that aid and abed their liberal bosses who are hellbent on shutting down small business. There’s a special…

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