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FORKED RIVER, NJ – Nobody in the world denies the existence of COVID-19.  Many of us have had friends and family members contract the virus, some bad, some good.  In March and…

TRENTON —   Governor Phil Murphy today signed legislation (S855), which requires the title of “chosen freeholder” to be changed to “county commissioner” and all “boards of chosen freeholders” to be known as…

TRENTON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy, each morning reads off a list of COVID-19 memorials, those who died of the deadly disease that claimed so many lives between March and May of…

There are times in the career of an elected official when you are given an opportunity to show the people of your community exactly where you stand.  There are some great sheriffs…

TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy is losing his patience with the residents of New Jersey, most of them, who do not want to talk to his growing army of…

TOMS RIVER, NJ – On Wednesday, Governor Phil Murphy, who has been touting the success of the May Paterson election, said he had no idea that 10% of all ballots cast in…

FORKED RIVER, NJ – The Lakeside Diner has been serving indoor dining to customers since June and according to the silence on the matter by local and state health officials, not a…

TRENTON, NJ – Governor Murphy’s science tells us we can stand six feet apart in supermarkets and use push button credit card machines at the checkout.  His science also tells us we…

NEWARK, DE – Delaware Governor John Carney is pissed off at New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy after Murphy added Delaware to his “Quarantine List”.  That list includes 35 states, nearly 3/4 of…

JACKSON, NJ – Although he moved his training outdoors local gym owner Anthony Kapasakis called the state of New Jersey after indoor private training was declared allowed.  The state said his plan…

TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy responded to President Donald J. Trump’s lawsuit against this year’s mail-in-ballot election telling the President to “Bring it on”. “If vote-by-mail is good enough…

TRENTON, NJ – Did you know, people in your own household might right now be infected with the deadly COVID-19 virus and not even know about it?   Maybe they contracted it at…

TRENTON, NJ – Amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Phil Murphy signed an executive order to create a modified vote-by-mail (VBM) election for the November 3rd General Election. The order suspends the…

The following is satire based on real events.  Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…