Mitt Romney votes against stimulus citing too much wasteful spending

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Utah Senator Mitt Romney has been voting alongside Democrats in the 2021-2022 legislative session, but today broke off with his allies on the other side of the aisle. Romney…

White House cuts live feed after Biden offers to answer questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden has been hiding from taking questions in public from the media and fellow politicians since taking office, instead deferring his presidency’s public interface to White House…

Dr. Suess Was a Phil and Tammy Murphy Favorite Until they Became Woke in 2021

TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey First Lady Tammy Murphy celebrated Read Across America Day on Tuesday by reading an appropriate book, approved by cancel culture in the wake of the de-platforming of…

Andrew Cuomo said he didn’t realize he was a sexist, male chauvinist pig, apologizes

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo this week apologized to the women he berated, belittled, and made unwanted sexual advances on, saying he didn’t realize his behavior was harmful and inappropriate. Essentially, he…

Epic Troll: Trump hints at 2024 campaign, and “beat them for the third time”

ORLANDO, FL – Former U.S. President Donald J. Trump exploded the minds of the liberal Twitterverse on Sunday when he not only hinted that he may run for President again in 2024,…

Trump says talk of third political party is fake news created by fake news media

Former U.S. President Donald J. Trump on Sunday said he is not interested in creating a third political party, saying that the Republican party will move forward and it will move forward…

Coming off Syria Bombing High, Joe Biden Rattles His Saber at Russia

WASHINGTON, DC – Shortly after bombing the sovereign nation of Syria without the country’s prior permission, President Joe Biden, riding on a Warhawk high began rattling his saber at Vladimir Putin on…

Trump will accomplish more from Mar-A-Lago than Biden will from White House, Guilfoyle says at CPAC

ORLANDO, FL – Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle, the girlfriend of Donald Trump, Jr. said today at CPAC that President Joe Biden is “leading from behind”, from behind Vice President Kamala Harris. “He’s leading…

Omar, Dems attack Biden on unilateral decision to bomb Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressional Democrats are upset today because President Joe Biden did not consult them, including Mogadishu, Somalia native Ilhan Omar. Omar lashed out a President Biden for attacking Iranian-backed rebels…

USA Today columnist suggests exhuming COVID-19 corpses and reburying grandma and grandpa at Mar-A-Lago

LIBERALAND, USA – An article published by USA columnist Jason Sattler appeared in subsidiary newspapers of the company’s nationwide network calling for the bodies of COVID-19 patients to be relocated to Trump’s…

Segregating boy and girls toys could be illegal, punishable by $1,000 fine in newly proposed bill

Sacramento, CA – California has become the liberal looney bin of America, followed closely by New Jersey, and this week, a legislator in California introduced a gender-neutral toy bill. The bill will…

Under New Jersey Marijuana Law, Your Kids Can Smoke Pot and Cops Can’t Tell You

Imagine if you’re underaged child is caught smoking marijuana and detained by police for the offense, but let go and you were never told. Imagine if that happened and the police offer…

Biggs: Fauci will never allow Americans to return to normal life

SCOTTSDALE, AZ – U.S. Congressman Andy Biggs today said Anthony Fauci will never allow Americans to return to a normal life. “Fauci will never allow Americans to return to normal life,” Biggs…

Bais Brucha, Rabbi file civil rights lawsuit against Toms River Township

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Rabbi Mordechai Sekula, operator of Bais Brucha, Inc. has filed a lawsuit against the Township of Toms River after being denied a variance to construct a synagogue by…

Toms River Councilwoman Receives Threatening Letters After Saying Town Needs More Racial Equity, Diversity, More Color

TOMS RIVER, NJ – In a complaint filed with the New Jersey Attorney General’s Office, Toms River Councilwoman Laurie Huryk said she has been receiving written threats through anonymous letters after giving…

Toms River Mayor Mo Hill to be Recalled, Robocall Suggests

TOMS RIVER, NJ – It looks like embattled Toms River Mayor Maurice “Mo” Hill could be facing his own recall after hundreds of residents in Toms River reported getting a robocall in…

AP: Pelosi OKs drafting of impeachment articles

Humor: Nancy Pelosi Announces Twelve Month Donald Trump Impeachment Schedule

The following satire was originally published by Zerg Report, a lighter-side comedy website. It is not a true story but based on real-life experiences. WASHINGTON, D.C. – Via ZergReport – Nancy Pelosi today…

Murphy administration says nursing home residents who died of COVID-19 in hospital identified properly in reporting

TRENTON, NJ – Contradicting the statements and methods used by neighboring New York State, which is now under investigation for its handling of nursing home deaths, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy’s administration…

Bobbie Jo Crea Launches “Commissioner” Logo, Except She’s Not A Commissioner and Might Not Be One

LITTLE EGG HARBOR, NJ – 72-year-old Bobbie Jo Crea was recently endorsed by the Ocean County screening committee to run for the seat of Ocean County Commissioner in November of 2021, but…

Chris Christie’s Bridgegate Fall Girl Bridget Anne Kelly Running for Office

FORT LEE, NJ — It’s time for some political problems in Bergen County. Bridget Anne Kelly, the senior aide to former Governor Chris Christie, who these days just goes by the name…

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