Joe Biden tells NASA engineer Indian-Americans are taking over our country

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A playful President Joe Biden this week told NASA Engineer Swati Mohan that Indian American’s are taking over the country. After thanking President Biden for taking the time to…

Ronna McDaniel: Joe Biden needs to stop hiding from America, the press

WASHINGTON, D.C. – RNC Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel said today it’s time for President Joe Biden to get out of the basement and start facing America and the media to answer tough questions…

Nancy Pelosi tells story of how grandkids say “Open Biden” to open doors

WASHINGTON, DC – In a strange tale told before the American people, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi harkened back to 2013 when her grandchildren Paul and Thomas, ages four and five…

D.C. National Guard General Waited Hours for Response to Muster Guardsman During Capitol Incursion

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The commanding general of the Washington, D.C. National Guard, William J. Walker said that on January 6th, he knew at 1:49 pm that his guardsmen would be needed to…

District Court Orders Long Island Company and its Operators to Stop Distributing Adulterated Dietary Supplements

BROOKLYN, NY – The United States Court for the Eastern District of New York has permanently enjoined a New York company and its operators from manufacturing or distributing dietary supplements unless and…

Four young children ‘stolen’ along with mom’s car after she left them inside to get takeout

SYRACUSE, NY – A Syracuse mom has been reunited with her children after they were stolen, along with the running car they were left unattended in was also stolen. Syracuse Police say…

White House cuts live feed after Biden offers to answer questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden has been hiding from taking questions in public from the media and fellow politicians since taking office, instead deferring his presidency’s public interface to White House…

Man who killed 3-year-old girl in Beltway crash convicted

Greenbelt, MARYLAND – U.S. District Judge Paul W. Grimm today sentenced Christopher Andrew Smith, age 31, of Beltsville, Maryland, to 18 months in federal prison, followed by three years of supervised release, for…

Jacksonville Man Sentenced To Extra Ten Months In Prison For Possessing Marijuana In Federal Custody

JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA – U.S. District Judge Marcia Morales Howard has sentenced Anthony Grier (Jacksonville, 33) to 10 months in federal prison, followed by 3 years of supervised release, for possessing marijuana while…

Coming off Syria Bombing High, Joe Biden Rattles His Saber at Russia

WASHINGTON, DC – Shortly after bombing the sovereign nation of Syria without the country’s prior permission, President Joe Biden, riding on a Warhawk high began rattling his saber at Vladimir Putin on…

United States Attorney Aaron L. Weisman Submits Letter of Resignation After Being Forced Out by Biden

PROVIDENCE – United States Attorney Aaron L. Weisman on Thursday evening submitted a letter of resignation to the President. Mr. Weisman’s resignation is effective February 28, 2021. United States Attorney Weisman commented,…

Liz Cheney Less Popular than Dad Dick at a Quail Hunt Says Trump, Jr.

ORLANDO, FL – Donald Trump Jr., the son of President Donald J. Trump went on a rant against embattled GOP Congresswoman Liz Cheney today said the daughter of former U.S. Vice President…

Omar, Dems attack Biden on unilateral decision to bomb Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressional Democrats are upset today because President Joe Biden did not consult them, including Mogadishu, Somalia native Ilhan Omar. Omar lashed out a President Biden for attacking Iranian-backed rebels…

Five Indicted for Conspiring to Distribute Cocaine and Marijuana in Lynchburg Area

LYNCHBURG, VA – A federal grand jury sitting in U.S. District Court in Charlottesville has indicted five individuals for conspiring to distribute and possess with the intent to distribute cocaine and marijuana,…

Biden administration unveils new stimulus check carpet bombing delivery system

The following report is a political satire and not a factual event. WASHINGTON, DC – Via The Zerg Report – The administration today said after a test run in Syria, Joe Biden…

Jacklin Seed Company GM Charged for Defrauding Customers

PORTLAND, OREGON – U.S. Attorney Billy J. Williams announced today that Christopher Claypool, 52, of Spokane, Washington, the former general manager of the Jacklin Seed Company, a producer and marketer of grass…

Report claims China subjecting U.S. State Department Employees to COVID-19 Anal Testing

BEIJING, CHINA – Multiple sources have been reporting bizarre details about China’s new COVID-19 anal swab testing and some are saying the Chinese Communist Party is subjecting U.S. officials to such testing. …

Rand Paul asks Rachel Levine a question about child gender reassignment surgery without parental consent, but she didn’t answer

WASHINGTON, DC– President Joe Biden’s pick for Assistant Secretary of Health, a transgender woman, Rachel Levine faced sharp criticism from U.S. Senator Rand Paul in her Senate confirmation hearing this week. Paul…

Last member of large Virginia meth trafficking operation gets 14 years in federal prison

ABINGDON, VA – James Sebastian, a member of a conspiracy that trafficked methamphetamine from the West coast into Southwest Virginia, was sentenced yesterday in U.S. District Court in Abingdon to 168 months…

Local newspaper’s ridiculous “back to school” band photos go viral

WENATCHEE, WA – Wenatchee is a small mountain valley town nestled alongside the Columbia River in central Washington State about halfway between Seattle and Spokane. The city of 30,000 or so barely…

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