Crazy Cortez Says Ted Cruz Tried to Have Her Murdered, Ripped by Fans

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WASHINGTON, DC – Trump deranged syndrome suffering Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks U.S. Senator Ted Cruz is trying to have her murdered.  Instead of going to the U.S. Capitol Police or the D.C. Metro Police Department, she took to Twitter to report her attempted murder at the hands of Cruz.

Apparently disturbed by her near-death experience, Cortez yesterday, one week after the attempted assassination on her life where she saw her whole life flash before her eyes, whipped out her phone and started panic tweeting for her own safety.

“I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out,” Cortez tweeted in a panic as if Jason or Michael Meyers was closing in on her. “Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed. In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.”

Now, she is feuding on Twitter with her accused killer.

“You haven’t even apologized for the serious physical + mental harm you contributed to from Capitol Police & custodial workers to your own fellow members of Congress. In the meantime, you can get off my timeline & stop clout-chasing. Thanks,” she Tweeted to Cruz.

AOC found herself in the uncomfortable position of getting ripped by her supporters.

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“This is High School clique bullshit. Today there was a big chance for people on both sides to find common ground to fight a common enemy… but instead we get this Highschool cafeteria “you can’t sit at my table” bullshit,” said Brandon Marshall.

“You can still hate him and want him to resign while accepting his agreement with you on this key issue. Some things should be bigger than personal stuff,” said fan Daniel Rotger.

“Have you apologized for the physical and mental harm to the people last summer? Or the ICE agents at the facility that was attacked?” another asked.

Even one supporter’s three-year-old child thinks AOC is being a child.

“AOC girrrrl!! Huge fan here, but my 3 year old daughter just said “daddy isn’t AOC clout-chasing by doing exactly what she’s telling Ted Cruz to do and by falsely claiming he wants her murdered?,” said another fan.