77-Year-Old Man Charged After Private Parts Exposed at Community Pool
HACKETTSTOWN, N.J. – A Hackettstown man was charged after police responded to the Hackettstown Community Pool at 499 Warren Street on Wednesday afternoon for a report of alleged lewd conduct inside the…
Joey Ramone once wrote a song about current Fox Business News host Maria Bartiromo
Fox Business News host Maria Bartiromo tonight opened up again about her relationship with former Ramone’s frontman Joey Ramone and how he wrote a song about her while she was working at…
Sports Final Score: Joe Biden’s Pen 1 Joe Biden 0 as ink stick scores big win against President
WASHINGTON, DC – Joe Biden’s pen today enjoyed a major victory over the President by defending itself from a left pocket jab. The president fumbled for several seconds before conceding to the…
Portland Mayor Pepper Sprayed Resident for Not Wearing Face Mask
PORTLAND, OR – Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler was exiting McMenamins Hillside Brewery and Public House on Southwest Sunset Boulevard on Sunday when an unmasked man wielding a camera approached him and confronted…
Biden Press Secretary said it’s not fair to use his “Xenophobic” tweet against him
WASHINGTON, DC – When President Donald J. Trump said he was going to put a travel ban on China in mid-March of 2020, Joe Biden called him a xenophobe. While the liberal…
Lawmaker introduces bill to allow for Big Foot hunting season
TULSA, OK Oklahoma state Rep. Justin Humphrey, R-Lane, this week filed legislation that would establish a Bigfoot hunting season. You know, that creature we’ve all been searching for as Americans since the…
Top 10 Bernie Memes: Biden may have won the election, but Bernie won the internet
WASHINGTON, DC – Joe Biden may have won the election, but Bernie Sanders has won the internet. If only Bernie Sanders had thought to wear his granny mittens last year before the…
Red Flag: Manbun Groom Nearly Knocks Out Bride With Wedding Cake Right Hook
If there’s one day in your life that you’re almost guaranteed to get lucky, it’s your wedding night…and possibly the next 7 days of your honeymoon. But for Manbun Mike, who went…
Man impersonating police officer steals donut from 7-11
LEHI, UT – A Utah man was arrested after he walked into a convenience store wearing a Salt Lake County Sheriff’s Department jacket, but the store clerk wasn’t buying it. The store…
The Video CNN won’t Show: Trump supporter screamed at police: call for back up, you’re letting this happen
WASHINGTON, DC – Lost by the mainstream media in their coverage of the January 6th U.S. Capitol incursion is a video posted on TikTok showing a Trump supporter yelling at D.C. Police…
Car Thief Steals Car, Returns It to Scream at Mom Who Left Unattended Child, Stole Car Again
BEAVERTON, OR – After jacking a sweet unattended SUV at the Basics Meat Market in Beaverton, Oregon, a car thief realized he also stole a child. Angry over the irresponsible mom, the…
In Joe Biden’s Oval Office, Flags of the Armed Services are Gone After Redesign
WASHINGTON, DC – As reported in the Washington Post, it has been confirmed today that Joe Biden’s Oval Office makeover saw the removal of the flags representing the five branches of the…
She drove around with his dead body in the trunk of her BMW for 10 days, but she didn’t kill him
INDIAN RIVER COUNTY, FL – A Sebastian woman has been arrested, charged in connection to a Gifford man’s death. The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office arrested Andrea Sanchez, 37, on Jan. 19,…
Jeopardy Host Ken Jennings Gets Trolled by Current Champion with Brutal Final Answer
Brian, a contestant who won last night’s episode of Jeopardy with host Ken Jennings did so in an epic fashion. Jennings, now hosting the show after the death of Alex Trebek was…
If you thought ANTIFA would go away under Biden, think again as group storms, destroys Portland Democrats office
PORTLAND, OR – If you were thinking the violent left-wing riots coordinated by ANTIFA were going to magically end when Joe Biden and Kamala Harris took office, think again. Last night, ANTIFA…
New owner of Tiger King’s Joe Exotic’s Animal Park Ordered to Give Back Lion and Her Cubs
GARVIN COUNTY, OK – A federal court issued a preliminary injunction in favor of the United States and against Jeffrey and Lauren Lowe, Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park LLC, and Tiger King…
In China, even the ice cream has COVID-19 now
Tianjin, China – On Thursday, health officials in Tianjin, China notified the public about batches of locally produced ice cream containing the COVID-19 virus. According to the Municipal Prevention and Control Headquarters,…
Jamie Lynn Spears Keeps Killing Her Cats and It’s Because of Elon Musk’s “Secret Cat Killer”
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The star of Zoey 101 and Brittany Spears‘ younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears is killing her cats and it’s all Elon Musk‘s fault. She didn’t say how many cats…
66-year-old Everett homeowner shot burglar who kicked in his front door
EVERETT, WA – The protections afforded to an Everett homeowner via the second amendment came into play Saturday night when a home invader violently kicked down a homeowner’s front to do gain…
Kamala Harris Sock TikTok Video Gets 10 Million Views, Here’s Why
Welcome to 2021, when the Vice President of the United States’ TikTok video of her wearing socks given to her by her niece and sharing “Im-peach-mints” gets 10,000,000 views. You know we’ve…
Super smooth Trader Joe’s Manager Successfully Deals with Anti-Mask Karen
SALEM, OR – When a group of anti-mask protesters showed up at a Salem, Oregon Trader Joe’s led by Karen, armed with a smartphone, the manager played it cool and calm but…
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