Groton Selected as Navy awards $642M contract boost for Virginia class submarine work
Groton, CT – General Dynamics Electric Boat Corp. has secured a $642.3 million contract modification to continue design and support work for the Navy’s Virginia class submarine program, the Pentagon announced. Contract…
At Baskin Robbins, Life is Like a Box of Chocolates on Valentine’s Day
The only thing better than a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day is Baskin-Robbins’ adorable new Box of Chocolates Cake. Designed to look just like a classic heart-shaped candy box – complete…
Disgraced FBI Agent Peter Strzok’s Wife Named Acting Director of Securities Enforcement by Biden Administration
WASHINGTON, DC – They say the game is rigged. Now, it appears to be that way after the wife of disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok has been named to head the Securities…
Peeping tom fell through ceiling onto woman while spying on her in gym locker room
STAFFORD, VA – A man who was hiding in the ceiling of a gym locker room was arrested after he fell through that ceiling on Saturday. It happened at Onelife Fitness on…
Self Hating Capitalist AOC Making Big Bank From “Tax the Rich” Merch and Kevin O’Leary Wants in on the Action
WASHINGTON, DC – Self-hating capitalist Fashionista Congresswoman Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez is price gouging her supporters selling an $18 sweatshirt for $58 after slapping a single color, white ink “Tax The Rich” screenprint and…
Ocean City, New Jersey Boardwalk’s Playland’s Castaway Cove on Fire
OCEAN CITY, NJ – A four-alarm fire has broken out on the Ocean City Boardwalk, fully engulfing the arcade at Playland’s Castaway Cove. “To our family and loyal guests, we thank everyone…
Robinhood issues statement on shutting off small investors, catering to hedge funds on Thursday
NEW YORK, NY – Robinhood, the company embroiled in an ongoing stock trading scandal has issued a statement regarding Thursday’s decision to lock out small retail investors from purchasing certain stocks. Press…
Report: Google Removed 100,000 Negative Reviews of Robinhood App
According to a report by competitor Yahoo, Google has been accused of removing 100,000 negative reviews of stock trading app Robinhood after investors locked out of trading certain stocks to the Google…
How Dave Portnoy Went from the Hero of Main Street to Hero of Wall Street…Outsiders
NEW YORK, NY – Dave Portnoy. You either love him or hate him and thankfully for his own success, most people love him. It’s usually the douchebags of the world who hate…
Tucker Carlson: What Wall Street Really Hates is Outsider Trading
Tucker Carlson spoke to stock market day trader expert Dave Portnoy over the possibly illegal actions taken by stock trading apps like Robinhood and how the stock market is rigged to favor…
New Jersey CWA Union President Stole $100,000 From Union Members’ Pension Fund
NEWARK, N.J. –The former president of a New Jersey local union and administrator of two union affiliated benefit funds made her initial appearance today on charges that she embezzled from the union…
New Jersey man scammed investors in sham concert ticket business
NEWARK, N.J. – A Middlesex County, New Jersey, man today admitted participating in a fraudulent scheme that involved soliciting investments from victims for a ticket resale business, when in fact he diverted…
NY Attorney General wants to know what the hell happened with Robinhood today
NEW YORK, NY – The battle between David and Goliath raged this morning on Wall Street today. That is until Wall Street pulled the plug and de-platformed David to protect the hedge…
Reddit, WallStreetBets shove it up Wall Street’s A**, Driving GameStop, AMC, Nokia stock through the roof
A Reddit page called WallStreetBets has shoved it up the ass of the Wall Street hedgefund suits who were short-selling the video game retailer GameStop’s stocks. The stock has seen an incredible…
Biden Climate Change Tsar John Kerry Says Oil Industry Workers Will Just Have to Find New Jobs
WASHINGTON, DC – John Kerry, the newly appointed Climate Change Tsar said that workers in America’s coal, natural gas and oil industries will just have to learn how to do new jobs…
Is Robbinsville’s Papa’s Tomato Pies Really an 8.9?
ROBBINSVILLE, NJ – Like him or hate him, Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy is a pizza kingmaker. One bite, or five or six, can make or break a pizzeria’s future in his…
Was the My Pillow guy banned from Twitter? Yes he was
Twitter today banned My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell as it continues cracking down and censoring allies to President Donald J. Trump citing violations of Twitter’s rules and terms of service. Since the…
New Jersey man charged for torching his New York City Restaurant Forced to Shut Down by City
QUEENS, NY – A New Jersey man has been charged for setting fire to his Queens restaurant which has been forced to close during the COVID-19 pandemic. He was caught on video…
After killing tens of thousands of U.S. energy jobs, Biden says “Buy American”
President Joe Biden today announced his new “Buy in America” plan to support manufacturers and businesses. The plan calls the federal government to only spend money with American manufacturers. This comes days…
Illegal Speakeasy Raided in Massachusetts
LAWRENCE, MA – Lawrence Police responded to the Springfield and Foster Street area for a report of loud music. After searching the area for the original call, the responding Officers observed a…
Pool Report: Joe Biden Stopped Presidential Motorcade so Hunter Can Buy Bagels
WASHINGTON, DC – The Presidential motorcade made an unexpected stop on Sunday after Hunter Biden had a case of the munchies. According to Washington Post White House Press Reporter Matt Viser, en…
Two brothers fought at Florida Walmart Until One Dropped His Gun
AVON PARK, FL – The Highlands County Sheriff’s Office said there was no threat to the public after concerned residents were worried about a fight inside the Avon Park Walmart. According to…
Ronna McDaniel Rips Gretchen Whitmer After Michigan Fines Restaurant Owner $30,000 for Serving Food
CALUMET, MI – Ronna McDaniel, the head of the Republican National Committee today ripped Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer after Whitmer traveled to Washington, D.C. for the mostly private inauguration of President Joe…
Kohl’s, Bed Bath & Beyond to stop selling “My Pillow” products because CEO is a Trump Supporter
If you watch Fox News, you’ll see his ads televised during nearly every break, and occasionally as a commenter on the station’s news broadcasts. Now, the “My Pillow Guy”, Mike Lindell has…
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