Alec Baldwin rage quits Twitter, says it’s where all the a-holes are

HOLLYWOOD – Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin this week rage quit Twitter after he and his wife Gillian Anderson came under fire for her Spanish accent controversy. The actor who for years mocked…

Biden administration shuts down ICE public safety page, ceases reporting criminal deportations

The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency (ICE) has shut down a Twitter page that was used to alert residents living in border communities of possible public safety threats. The shutdown comes as…

No stimulus checks yet, but Biden agrees to pay to reunite illegal immigrant families including legal and healthcare

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security today announced it will soon be paying the costs to reunite illegal immigrant families separated at the border during the administration of former U.S. President Donald…

MeToo Murphy declines comment on pal Andrew Cuomo’s sexual assault allegations

TRENTON, NJ – When it comes to New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, he has a lot to talk about. Each week, the governor has addressed the state three to five times per…

Satire: After bombing Syria, U.S. President Joe Biden nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Via Zergreport – U.S. President Joe Biden has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize today for his bombing of Syrian rebels aligned with Iran. The coveted Nobel Peace Prize has only been…

Mattel Announces Magic 8-Ball Fauci Edition

Via Zergreport – Never be left not knowing what the best advice to protect yourself against COVID-19 again as Mattel unveiled their newest toy, the Magic 8-Ball Fauci Edition. The Fauci Magic-8…

United States Attorney Halsey Frank Announces Resignation and Highlights Accomplishments During Tenure

PORTLAND, Maine: United States Attorney Halsey Frank announced that he has submitted his resignation to the President, to be effective at 11:59 p.m. on February 28, 2021. The announcement follows a request…

Biden administration unveils new stimulus check carpet bombing delivery system

The following report is a political satire and not a factual event. WASHINGTON, DC – Via The Zerg Report – The administration today said after a test run in Syria, Joe Biden…

USA Today columnist suggests exhuming COVID-19 corpses and reburying grandma and grandpa at Mar-A-Lago

LIBERALAND, USA – An article published by USA columnist Jason Sattler appeared in subsidiary newspapers of the company’s nationwide network calling for the bodies of COVID-19 patients to be relocated to Trump’s…

Slain Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick’s Mother Says Media Was Wrong, He Was Not Killed by a Fatal Blow from Fire Extinguisher

WASHINGTON, DC – Gladys Sicknick, the mother of the New Jersey native and U.S. Capitol Police Officer who died during the January 6th incursion of the U.S. Capitol was not killed by…

Man who shot into Democrat Committee office arrested

NORRISTOWN, Pa.—NorristownPolice Chief Mark E. Talbot and Montgomery County District Attorney Kevin R. Steele announce the arrest of Anthony F. Nero, 48, of Eagleville, for felony terrorism and other charges related to…

Saturday Night Live under fire after anti-Semitic joke wasn’t exactly funny

NEW YORK, NY- Americans have watched the slow decline of Saturday Night Live from a cheeky and funny show with the likes of Eddie Murphy, Chris Farley, Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, Dan…

Fact Check: President Joe Biden said there was no COVID-19 vaccine when he took office

NOT EXACTLY NEWS — In a town hall meeting televised by CNN on February 16, 2021, President Joe Biden made the claim that there was no COVID-19 vaccine when his administration came into…

Chris Christie’s Bridgegate Fall Girl Bridget Anne Kelly Running for Office

FORT LEE, NJ — It’s time for some political problems in Bergen County. Bridget Anne Kelly, the senior aide to former Governor Chris Christie, who these days just goes by the name…

President Joe Biden Says He Won’t Support $50,000 Student Loan Debt Forgiveness

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden extended President Trump’s ongoing pauses in student debt repayment, but last night during a CNN televised town hall meeting, the President announced he will not support…

Watch: Joe Biden said kids don’t get COVID-19 and they don’t spread COVID-19 to mommy and daddy, he’s wrong

The Democrat science behind COVID-19 has mutated faster than the virus itself, now President Joe Biden says children don’t have to worry about COVID-19 at a town hall meeting. “Kids don’t get…

Cuomo blamed ‘criminal’ nursing home operators, employees for assisted living outbreak, not himself

NEW YORK, NY – Facing allegations of misleading lawmakers and misinforming the public regarding the 2020 COVID-19 outbreaks in nursing homes that killed thousands of senior citizens, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo…

Republicans fire back at Pelosi’s refusal of extra security on January 6th, “You have failed us!”

WASHINGTON, DC – The buck stops here. And if you’re in the House of Representatives, the buck stops with the body’s chief executive, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, Republicans are saying…

Parler returns to service after being booted by big tech

More than one month after the social media platform Parler was booted by Amazon in a big-tech bid to silence both competition and support for President Donald J. Trump. the platform showed…

At Biden’s Request U.S. Attorney Billy J. Williams Announces Departure

PORTLAND, OREGON — U.S. Attorney Billy J. Williams announced today that, effective February 28, 2021, he will step down as U.S. Attorney for the District of Oregon. Today’s announcement marks the end…

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