Chuck Schumer’s Erection Causes Stir on Social Media

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Senate will decide according to Chuck Schumer if Donald J. Trump incited an erection in latest liberal left Freudian slip, or s they like to call it, gaffe.

I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor pic.twitter.com/U5xRRnkaQg

— Dave Jamieson (@jamieson) January 22, 2021

The news media ran interference for Schumer, which is why you’re probably just hearing about this today, by editing the statement.

During the intro to “This Week,” ABC used some editing magic to fix Schumer’s phallic flub pic.twitter.com/eLywGsvZNR

— Vince Coglianese (@VinceCoglianese) January 24, 2021