Governor Murphy Didn’t Know 1 in 10 Mail-In Ballots Cast in Were Tossed by Election Officials

TOMS RIVER, NJ – On Wednesday, Governor Phil Murphy, who has been touting the success of the May Paterson election, said he had no idea that 10% of all ballots cast in…

With $60,000,000 in the Bank, Ocean County Can Provide Tax Relief by Pausing Open Space Tax Collection

TOMS RIVER, NJ – The Ocean County Board of Chosen Freeholders is sitting on an account with approximately $60,000,000 in it, but nothing to spend it on. That’s because each year, the…

Murphy Administration, County Officials Moving to Shut Down Defiant Lakeside Diner

FORKED RIVER, NJ – The Lakeside Diner has been serving indoor dining to customers since June and according to the silence on the matter by local and state health officials, not a…

Bongino: Teacher’s Unions Don’t Give A Sh*t About Your Kids, NJEA Continues Back to School Battle

TOMS RIVER, NJ – “Our educators’ lives are at stake.” Conservative commentator Dan Bongino today warned parents that teacher’s unions across America no longer have the best interests of their students as…

Police Investigating Stabbing Outside New Jersey Water Park

BERLIN, NJ – As the COVID-19 summer of violence continues across the tri-state region, police today were called to the Sahara Sam’s Water Park in Berlin Township. Detectives are investigating a stabbing that…

NJ Gym Owner Shut Down After Operating for 3 Weeks Operating Within Murphy Guidelines

JACKSON, NJ – Although he moved his training outdoors local gym owner Anthony Kapasakis called the state of New Jersey after indoor private training was declared allowed. The state said his plan…

New Jersey Attorney General Suing “Cash Strapped, Struggling” United States Post Office

TRENTON, NJ – The United States Postal Service says it’s losing money and is need of a financial bailout due to COVID-19’s business shut down, but that’s not stopping New Jersey Attorney…

It’s now easier to tell you which states NJ doesn’t quarantine as 35 states now on the naughty list

TRENTON, NJ – Those damn “red” states with their indoor dining, indoor movie theaters, gyms and stupid things like, freedom of choice are putting New Jersey residents in a state of severe…

Bereavement, Stress Management and Social Connections

Bereavement, Stress Management and Social Connections FRA continues to provide personal connections for those with developmental or acquired disAbilities as the COVID-19 pandemic continues. Red Bank, NJ – Where there is a…

Murphy Contact Tracing Marketing Heavily Targets Black and Latino Communities

TRENTON, NJ – Did you know, people in your own household might right now be infected with the deadly COVID-19 virus and not even know about it? Maybe they contracted it at…

Hope Sheds Light Virtual Walk

7th Annual Celebration of HOPE Virtual Walk will be held on September 12 The annual walk, hosted by HOPE Sheds Light, provides hope and support to families that are impacted by substance…

Left Wing Liberals Protest Dangerous In-Person Voting with Huge Mob Protest at Postmaster General’s Home

Greensboro – Social distancing was ignored as liberal leftist protesters marched on the postmaster general’s home near the Greensboro Country Club. Anti in-person voting protesters say voting in person is dangerous to…

Trust Me, I’m From the Government: 60% of New Jersey Wants Nothing to do with Murphy’s Contact Tracers

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan once said, the most nine terrifying words that can be spoken in America are, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”…

Calling July Mail-in Election a Success, Murphy Authorizes Full Mail-in Election for November

TRENTON, NJ – Amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Phil Murphy signed an executive order to create a modified vote-by-mail (VBM) election for the November 3rd General Election. The order suspends the…

NJ Democrat Congressman Says U.S. Postal Service Not Ready for November Election

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Democrat Congressman Andy Kim today said a long-running problem with the U.S. Postal Service is only getting worse as America heads toward a possible mail-in election for President. …

BREAKING NEWS: Feds Resolve Charges Against Lakewood Companies Involved in PPE Price Gouging

LAKEWOOD TOWNSHIP, NJ – Two Ocean County, New Jersey, import companies have agreed to resolve violations of the Defense Production Act (DPA) of 1950 for price-gouging customers of personal protective equipment (PPE)…

OC Fire Marshal Apologizes for Lakewood “Sh*thole Town”, “Dirty Ones” Facebook Posts

LAKEWOOD TOWNSHIP, NJ – Ocean County Deputy Fire Marshall John P. Pasola has apologized for comments he posted on Facebook regarding the township and its large Orthodox Jewish community. Pasola, in March…

NJEA Continues Pushing for Statewide Remote Learning in September

MANALAPAN, NJ – The NJEA, the state’s public school teacher education union doesn’t want their teachers or students returning to school in New Jersey in September. This week, the NJEA’s president reiterated…

Maskless Mayor Mo continues showing governor Murphy that face masks are for p*ssies and his workplace guidelines suck

The following is satire based on real events. Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…

Frank Holman Promoted Beth McGuckin to Supervisor of Ocean County Election Board

TOMS RIVER, NJ – In Ocean County government, when it comes to jobs, it’s not what you know, but who you know. Beth McGuckin, the ex-wife of New Jersey Assemblyman Gregory P.…

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