Hope Sheds Light Virtual Walk
7th Annual Celebration of HOPE Virtual Walk will be held on September 12 The annual walk, hosted by HOPE Sheds Light, provides hope and support to families that are impacted by substance…
Left Wing Liberals Protest Dangerous In-Person Voting with Huge Mob Protest at Postmaster General’s Home
Greensboro – Social distancing was ignored as liberal leftist protesters marched on the postmaster general’s home near the Greensboro Country Club. Anti in-person voting protesters say voting in person is dangerous to…
Trust Me, I’m From the Government: 60% of New Jersey Wants Nothing to do with Murphy’s Contact Tracers
TOMS RIVER, NJ – Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan once said, the most nine terrifying words that can be spoken in America are, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”…
Calling July Mail-in Election a Success, Murphy Authorizes Full Mail-in Election for November
TRENTON, NJ – Amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Phil Murphy signed an executive order to create a modified vote-by-mail (VBM) election for the November 3rd General Election. The order suspends the…
NJ Democrat Congressman Says U.S. Postal Service Not Ready for November Election
TOMS RIVER, NJ – Democrat Congressman Andy Kim today said a long-running problem with the U.S. Postal Service is only getting worse as America heads toward a possible mail-in election for President. …
BREAKING NEWS: Feds Resolve Charges Against Lakewood Companies Involved in PPE Price Gouging
LAKEWOOD TOWNSHIP, NJ – Two Ocean County, New Jersey, import companies have agreed to resolve violations of the Defense Production Act (DPA) of 1950 for price-gouging customers of personal protective equipment (PPE)…
OC Fire Marshal Apologizes for Lakewood “Sh*thole Town”, “Dirty Ones” Facebook Posts
LAKEWOOD TOWNSHIP, NJ – Ocean County Deputy Fire Marshall John P. Pasola has apologized for comments he posted on Facebook regarding the township and its large Orthodox Jewish community. Pasola, in March…
NJEA Continues Pushing for Statewide Remote Learning in September
MANALAPAN, NJ – The NJEA, the state’s public school teacher education union doesn’t want their teachers or students returning to school in New Jersey in September. This week, the NJEA’s president reiterated…
Maskless Mayor Mo continues showing governor Murphy that face masks are for p*ssies and his workplace guidelines suck
The following is satire based on real events. Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…
Frank Holman Promoted Beth McGuckin to Supervisor of Ocean County Election Board
TOMS RIVER, NJ – In Ocean County government, when it comes to jobs, it’s not what you know, but who you know. Beth McGuckin, the ex-wife of New Jersey Assemblyman Gregory P.…
Good News for New Jersey Politicians Who Took PPE Loans Away from Small Businesses…Round 2 Is Coming
LACEY TOWNSHIP, NJ – According to Politico, dozens of powerful political firms in New Jersey took full advantage of Paycheck Protection loans from the federal government during the COVID-19 pandemic. Those wealthy,…
McGuckin Has Missed Every Single Town Council Meeting in Toms River Since Getting The Job
TOMS RIVER, NJ – We once asked New Jersey Assemblyman Gregory P. McGuckin how he would be in Jackson Township and Toms River Township at the exact same time every two weeks…
In Quarantine Play, Baseball Fights Even Less Exciting as Hockey Fights Deliver
OAKLAND, CA – The Houston Astros are going to have a very long sixty-day season after the team is being made to pay for their years of alleged cheating, but this week,…
Sea Lice Invade the Jersey Shore
OCEAN CITY, NJ – If you survive COVID-19 in 2020 and the sharks don’t get you while you try to hide at the beach away from the murder hornets, sea lice are…
Watch: Democrats Won’t Approve New Round of Stimulus Funding Until “Texas, Florida Bail Out New Jersey”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in Congress are now rallying behind New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, who has essentially ran his state into the ground during COVID-19, saying they won’t sign on to…
“Mask Mouth” is rotting people’s teeth, New York City Dentist Claims
TOMS RIVER, NJ – They’re calling it “Mask Mouth”, a new trend being seen by dentists who are once again seeing patients since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic. One prominent New…
Murphy Cites Chinese Study of Restaurant as Key Factor in Not Reopening American Restaurants
TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey restaurants are staying closed for indoor dining and Governor Murphy said a study of a restaurant in China done back in January of 2020 is the reason…
One Democrat Councilwoman Wants People to Be Charged for Murder for Not Wearing Masks
NASHVILLE, TN – A Nashville Democrat, Councilwoman Sharon Hurt this week called for murder charges against those who refuse to wear face masks during the COVID-19 pandemic. Hurt claims she works for…
Run Walk Ride LBI for #ArcOcean
The Arc, Ocean County Chapter Announces Virtual Fundraiser “Run Walk Ride LBI for #ArcOcean” The Arc, Ocean County Chapter is challenging the community to run, walk or ride the 18 mile coastline…
Ocean County YMCA to Offer Full Day Child Care PR
THE OCEAN COUNTY YMCA WILL OFFER FULL DAY CHILD CARE AND REMOTE LEARNING SUPPORT FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR The Y will remain closed to members as it transitions to support schools,…