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TRENTON, NJ – On Tuesday, Governor Phil Murphy released his revised budget proposal for Fiscal Year 2021 that will see $1 billion in new taxes, but he says he doing it to create…

WASHINGTON, DC – Moments ago, President Donald J. Trump announced a breakthrough approval to help doctors save the lives of COVID-19 patients. “A truly historic announcement in our battle against the China…

NEWARK, DE – Delaware Governor John Carney is pissed off at New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy after Murphy added Delaware to his “Quarantine List”.  That list includes 35 states, nearly 3/4 of…

CUMBERLAND COUNTY, NJ – Cumberland County correctional officer Rome Smith, who works for the county’s juvenile detention unit has been suspended after posting on Facebook that 5-year-old Cannon Hinnan, a white child,…

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now one of us, whether you like it or not.  She has purchased a home in Ocean County, in Toms River intends to raise…

WASHINGTON, DC – The US Postal Service is raising their prices in the middle of a pandemic because people are buying more things online than risking going to stores for in-person shopping. …

The following is satire based on real events.  Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…

TRENTON, NJ – The State of New Jersey has certified the July 2020 primary election and has confirmed that 40,845 mail-in ballots were rejected and tossed, and tens of thousands of ballots…

WASHINGTON, DC –  President Donald J. Trump was escorted out of a press conference today with reporters by the Secret Service as officers outside the White House shot a man. “The investigation…

TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey restaurants are staying closed for indoor dining and Governor Murphy said a study of a restaurant in China done back in January of 2020 is the reason…

BELMAR, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy today issued a stern warning to bars and patrons of bars and restaurants that if they do not start complying with his executive orders, they will…

TRENTON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy this week dodged questions from Shore News Network regarding the state-induced deaths of nearly 7,000 senior citizens living in nursing homes and long term care facilities…