Pumpkin Space Latte Returns to 7-11
TOMS RIVER, NJ – Is it fall yet? No. Is it time to resume normal activities? Unsure. Is it time for pumpkin spice latte yet? . 7-Eleven is giving coffee-lovers the chance…
The World’s First Ever Sour Patch Kids Store Is Now Open
EAST HANOVER, N.J. – To celebrate 35 years of fun and flavor, the Sour Patch Kids brand is setting aside its usual tricks to make a big announcement. As New York City…
Only 40 COVID-19 Patients Remain on Ventilators in New Jersey
TOMS RIVER, NJ – The COVID-19 virus is is not killing as many people today as it did just a few months, even a few weeks ago in New Jersey. According to…
Maskless Mayor Mo continues showing governor Murphy that face masks are for p*ssies and his workplace guidelines suck
The following is satire based on real events. Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…
Jackson Township Town Attorney Charged with Corruption Also Faces IRS Tax Leins
JACKSON TOWNSHIP-Gregory P. McGuckin, Esq of the lawfirm Dasti, Murphy, McGuckin, Ulaky, Koutsouris and Connors as the township general legal counsel has a checkered past, and now, the township attorney is being…
Good News for New Jersey Politicians Who Took PPE Loans Away from Small Businesses…Round 2 Is Coming
LACEY TOWNSHIP, NJ – According to Politico, dozens of powerful political firms in New Jersey took full advantage of Paycheck Protection loans from the federal government during the COVID-19 pandemic. Those wealthy,…
Duke University Study Shows Neck Gaiters Do Not Protect Anyone from COVID-19 Infection
SEASIDE PARK, NJ – A new study published by the American Association for the Advancement of Science found that the use of trendy bandanas and neck gaiters does very little, if anything…
WATCH: Diverse New York City Softball Team Told to “Go Back Where You Belong” at Ocean County Tournament
FORKED RIVER, NJ – Racial tensions in America are getting pretty bad, but rarely is the sport of youth softball impacted by what goes on in the world around us. Maybe those…
Murphy Says Gyms, Restaurants Might Reopen Before COVID-19 Vaccine is Available
TRENTON, NJ – Governor Murphy on Monday moved the goalpost once again for three struggling industries in New Jersey which are not allowed to reopen due to his COVID-19 restrictions and executive…
More Businesses are Dying of COVID-19 Than People in New Jersey
BARNEGAT, NJ – Each day on television, Governor Phil Murphy mourns the loss of lives during COVID-19. Most of those he continues to memorialize died during the height of the pandemic, but…
Watch: Coronaraging Maskhole Caught on Video Terrorizing Female Clerk at Manahawkin Costco
MANAHAWKIN, NJ – A man, if we can actually call him that was caught terrorizing and harassing female workers at the Manahawkin Costco check out this weekend. The TikTok video captured by…
Judge Salas Details Home Invasion that Left Her Son Dead, Husband Shot 3 Times
Two weeks ago, my life as I knew it changed in an instant, and my family will never be the same. A madman, who I believe was targeting me because of my…
It’s War: Atilis Gym Owners Vow To Reopen Satuday, Murphy Pressures City to Terminate Their Business License
BELLMAWR, NJ – With no end in sight for gym owners in New Jersey, the Atilis Gym in Bellmawr has declared war against Governor Phil Murphy and Attorney General Gurbir Grewal. Last…
Actor Joe Pesci Says Lavallette Neighbor’s Huge Dock is Too Large
LAVALLETTE, NJ – Actor Joe Pesci, who for thirty years has owned a bayside home in Lavallette has joined his neighbors in their fight to get a grip on their neighbor’s huge…
Kanye West Will Not be on New Jersey Presidential Election Ballot
After reviewing Kanye West’s 1,327 campaign petition signatures, the State of New Jersey found over 600 of those signatures with, let’s just say, some errors. Those errors included the fact that at…
Jackson Man Charged with Stealing from Youth Football and Cheer Program
JACKSON, NJ – Ocean County Prosecutor Bradley D. Billhimer announced that James Hirsch, 49, of Jackson Township, was charged with Theft in violation of N.J.S.A. 2C:20-3a. Related: Holbrook Little League President &…
Jersey Shore University Medical Center Foundation Welcomes Seven New Trustees
Neptune, NJ – July 28, 2020 – Hackensack Meridian Jersey Shore University Medical Center Foundation is pleased to announce the addition of David M. Epstein, Esq., Harpreet Pall, M.D., MBA, CPE, Sandra…
Watch as Karen Maces Couple Eating Lunch without Face Masks in Dog Park
SAN DIEGO, CA – A concerned Karen who spotted a young couple eating lunch at the Dusty Rhodes Dog Park in Ocean Beach in the City of San Diego she sprung into…
It’s a bad time to be a tree in Jackson Township as clear cutting continues around town
Written by Randy Bergmann, republished with permission. JACKSON TOWNSHIP, NJ – It’s a bad time to be a tree in Jackson, particularly those trees that have put down roots in the northwest…
What I Learned Dealing With Catfish
Social Life Social media has become something beyond a kitschy communications tool for computer nerds and shut-ins. Granted, there are plenty of nerds using social media, as well as plenty of shut-ins,…