No Forks Given As NJ Plastic Utensil Ban Begins Today
Trenton, NJ – New Jersey Democrats have gone out of their forkin’ minds as today begins their ban on plastic utensils at restaurants, bodegas, and takeouts statewide. New Jersey’s new “Skip the…
Pair Steals Jesus Crucifix From Former Tomb of St. Katherine Drexel in Pennsylvania
BENSALEM, PA – A crucifix of Jesus has been stolen from a holy site near Philadelphia. Now, two individuals are being sought in connection with the crime, last seen carrying their own…
Bounce House Heist Thwarted at Local Target Store
MANHEIM TOWNSHIP, PA — A theft attempt at a Target store was swiftly interrupted by alert security personnel on Saturday, April 6, 2024, around 12:20 PM. Two individuals attempted to exit the…
Today Marks First Day of 2024 for 8pm Sunset in New Jersey
TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey is known for its beautiful bayfront, riverfront, and Cape May sunset. Now, those sunsets will start happening after 8pm for the first time in 2024. Today marks…
Trumped Up Trial Against Trump To Resume Today in New York City
Trial Resumes in Former President Trump’s Criminal Case in New York City NEW YORK CITY – The criminal trial of former President Trump is set to resume today after an eventful third…
Former Boston Red Sox Outfielder, Softball Coach Sentenced to Nine Years for Sexting Young Girl
Former professional baseball player Dustan Kyle Mohr, 47, has been sentenced to nine years in prison and six years on probation for sexually abusing a girl he coached in softball, according to…
Fleeing New Jersey Carjackers Crash into Bar, Injuring Two
Newark, NJ – Two individuals were rushed to the hospital after being struck by a stolen vehicle at the New Cozy Corner Bar & Grill in Newark late Saturday night. The incident…
Governor Murphy Posts About Shooting Dogs, Throwing Them in a Pit
TRENTON, NJ — New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy posted a tweet asking New Jersey residents to repost pictures with dogs without harming them, which was initially confusing. It made absolutely no sense…
Luke Bryan Slips and Falls On Stage, Fan’s Phone Cited
VANCOUVER, BC – Country music star and “American Idol” judge Luke Bryan experienced an unexpected tumble onstage during his weekend concert in Vancouver after a fan threw a cell phone at him.…
Florida Man Wrestles Traffic Stopping 8-Foot Alligator With Bare Hands
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Mike Dragich, also known as “Blue Collar Brawler,” showcased his unconventional skills by capturing an 8-foot alligator roaming the streets of Jacksonville’s Northside. Despite lacking his usual equipment, Dragich,…
Violent Brawl on New York City Party Boat Results in Multiple Injuries
BROOKLYN, NY—A chaotic brawl erupted on a party boat docked at the Brooklyn Army Terminal, resulting in two men being stabbed and another man sustaining a head injury from a bottle. The…
Biden Suggests Uncle “Bozey” Finnegan Shot Down and Eaten by Cannibals, No Records Confirm
During a recent speech, President Joe Biden shared a moving yet distressing story about his uncle, Ambrose Finnegan, affectionately known as Uncle Bozey. According to Biden, his uncle was a pilot in…
Students Protest Against Aggressive Furries
Student Walkout in Nebo School District Over “Furry” Controversy – They Attack Us, and We Get in Trouble for Kicking Them NEBO, UT — A student protest occurred at Nebo School District…
Man Charged After Being Confronted for Smoking Weed At New Jersey Park
ABSECON, NJ — An Absecon man was arrested following an altercation at the Sports Complex on Morton Avenue. Officers were called to the scene shortly after 5:00 PM on Monday. The incident…
Will New Jersey Ever See Gasoline Under $3 Again?
The Prospect of Sub-$3 Gasoline: A Glimmer or Gone for Good? TRENTON, NJ – As gas prices fluctuate across the United States, motorists and economists alike wonder whether the days of sub-$3…
These Vanity License Plates Have Been Officially Banned by the State of New Jersey
TRENTON, NJ – When it comes to vanity license plates in New Jersey, you can get a personalized message on your car, but you have to play by the rules. Sometimes, people…
Two Newark Men Arrested for Stealing Shopping Carts Worth $28,000
ROCHELLE PARK, NJ – Two men from Newark have been apprehended for the theft of 140 shopping carts from a ShopRite store in Bergen County, with the stolen goods valued at approximately…
Philadelphia Family Homeless After Home Demolished by City
PHILADELPHIA, PA—A Francesville family is without a home after their residence was accidentally demolished. The incident occurred while a nearby demolition crew was preparing to build a new apartment building. Tyrone Maxx,…
Large Meteor Lights Up Sky Over New Jersey
WALL TOWNSHIP, NJ – Early Wednesday morning, residents across several states witnessed a meteor blaze through the sky, adding to a week marked by unusual natural events. Reports of the celestial spectacle…
Asbury Park Cat Rapist Pleads Guilty to Animal Cruelty Charge
FREEHOLD, NJ – Bani J. Mezquititla, a 19-year-old resident of Asbury Park, admitted to charges of animal cruelty in Monmouth County Superior Court on Wednesday, as announced by Monmouth County Prosecutor Raymond…
Police Release Photos of Man Spying on Women in Bathroom at Lake Worth Beach
PALM BEACH, FL – The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office is actively pursuing a suspect accused of infringing on a woman’s privacy at Lake Worth Beach. The incident, which took place on…
