No Forks Given As NJ Plastic Utensil Ban Begins Today
Trenton, NJ – New Jersey Democrats have gone out of their forkin’ minds as today begins their ban on plastic utensils at restaurants, bodegas, and takeouts statewide. New Jersey’s new “Skip the…
New Jerseyans Among Top States Googling “My Eyes Hurt” After Solar Eclipse
Surge in Eye Discomfort Searches Following Solar Eclipse WASHINGTON, DC – The United States experienced a significant solar eclipse yesterday, with 13 states witnessing totality and nearly the entire country observing a…
Professional Geo Guesser Confuses Atlantic City, New Jersey, with Mongolia
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – Have you ever been offended by somebody telling you look like a celebrity because you didn’t feel that comparison was very flattering? Imagine yourself being a city in…
Restored 1966 Mercury Comet Stolen in Cape Mape May County
DENNIS TOWNSHIP, NJ – The New Jersey State Police is asking for the public’s help to solve a case involving the theft of a classic car. The incident took place on Fidler…
Watch: Woman Rescued After Jumping from Yonkers Pier
YONKERS, NY – A retired Yonkers Police Department member’s alertness led to the dramatic rescue of a woman from the waters of the downtown waterfront area on Wednesday evening. The incident unfolded…
Massive Data Breach Affecting Mobile Customers in New York, New Jersey, and Beyond
NEWARK, NJ—AT&T’s mobile and data service customers have fallen victim to a data breach. Personal account information was released to the dark web after a hacking attempt weeks ago. AT&T has finally…
White House Sends Easter Message: Transgender Americans Are Fabric of Our Nation
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The White House marked Transgender Day of Visibility, which fell on Easter this year, by honoring the resilience and courage of transgender Americans. The administration emphasized its dedication to…
Lego Asks Cops to Stop Using Figure Heads in Police Mugshots
Murrieta Police to Find New Suspect Photo Disguise After Lego Request MURRIETA, CA — The Murrieta Police Department announced it will seek alternative methods for concealing suspects’ identities in social media posts…
New Jersey Utility Crew Rescues Cat from Telephone Lines
HARDWICK, NJ — In a heartwarming display of community and courage, workers from Planet Network, an Internet service provider, teamed up with Newton Animal Control to rescue a cat stranded on utility…
Police Mistake Neighborhood Cat for Mountain Lion on Facebook
Misidentified Feline Causes Stir in South San Francisco SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Police in South San Francisco have rectified a misunderstanding concerning a supposed mountain lion sighting, revealing it was just…
Lawsuit Filed After Pregnant Woman Shot by Walgreens Employee in Self Defense in Nashville
NASHVILLE, TN – A tragic confrontation at a Nashville Walgreens has led to a lawsuit after a pregnant woman was shot multiple times in the store’s parking lot, resulting in severe health…
Curb Yourself: Officials Announce New Poop and Carry Policy for Mountain Climbers
KATHMANDU, NP — As climbers gear up for the upcoming Everest expedition season, a significant change in protocol awaits them. Authorities have introduced a new mandate requiring climbers to remove their faeces…
Kevin Bacon to Cut Loose at High School Prom Where Footloose Was Filed
Kevin Bacon has announced his plan to attend the final prom at Utah’s Payson High School, the filming location of his renowned movie “Footloose.” The announcement was made to a jubilant assembly…
Toms River Police Arrest Alleged Child Abduction Suspect After Chase and Crash
TOMS RIVER, NJ – A man in a white SUV who allegedly attempted to abduct a young girl in Lakewood and another in a nearby town has not yet been reported by…
YouTuber Destroys Online Trolls and Cancel Culture With Simple Truth: They Don’t Matter
Greg Kinman, a popular YouTuber known as Hickok45, delivered a message this week to content creators, bloggers, and people who use social media platforms about the reality of online trolls and cancel…
New York Law Aims to Ban E-Cigs, Vape Pens Without Doctor’s Prescription
The New York State Legislature is reviewing a bill that could significantly alter the accessibility of electronic cigarettes across the state. Introduced by Assembly Member Rosenthal, Bill No. A00187 proposes that individuals…
New York Law Seeks to Prevent Elder-Abuse Convicts from Getting Inheritance
New York Bill to Prevent Elder Abuse Convicts from Inheriting Victims’ Estates In a move aimed at bolstering protections for the elderly, the New York Legislature is considering a bill that would…
Watch: Passed Out Drunk Couple Arrested on Beach as Kids Left Alone at Hotel Pool
DAYTONA BEACH, FL – A Georgia couple was arrested in Daytona Beach, facing charges of child neglect and other offenses. Alyssia Langley and her fiancé Timothy Stephens were apprehended after police discovered…
Video Shows New Jersey Governor As He Hopped Around Like an Easter Bunny While Thousands Died of COVID-19
TRENTON, NJ – It was Easter of 2020 and New Jerseyans were locked inside their homes and out of their businesses. Thousands were dying from a deadly pandemic brought about by COVID-19.…
“Creepy” Former Top NBC Exec Touts “Baron Trump is Fair Game” On First Child’s 18th Birthday
BEDMINSTER, NJ—Trump derangement hit an all-time low today when Mike Sington, a retired NBC executive, woke up at 6:30 a.m. local time to post on social media that former First Son Barron…
Illegal Migrant Convicted of Killing Baby, Tossing into Dumpster in New York City
NEW YORK — Maria Oliva Guaman, a 33-year-old Ecuadorian citizen unlawfully present in the United States, was arrested by Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) New York City officers on March 15. Guaman…
