Maskless Mayor Mo continues showing governor Murphy that face masks are for p*ssies and his workplace guidelines suck

The following is satire based on real events. Toms River, NJ – Toms River Mayor Maurice Hill is a maverick, leading the anti-Phil Murphy facemask indoors at work thing because, well, it’s…

August 14, 2020

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Frank Holman Promoted Beth McGuckin to Supervisor of Ocean County Election Board

New Jersey News

TOMS RIVER, NJ – In Ocean County government, when it comes to jobs, it’s not what you know, but who you know. Beth McGuckin, the ex-wife of New Jersey Assemblyman Gregory P.…

August 14, 2020

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Good News for New Jersey Politicians Who Took PPE Loans Away from Small Businesses…Round 2 Is Coming

New Jersey News

LACEY TOWNSHIP, NJ – According to Politico, dozens of powerful political firms in New Jersey took full advantage of Paycheck Protection loans from the federal government during the COVID-19 pandemic. Those wealthy,…

August 12, 2020

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McGuckin Has Missed Every Single Town Council Meeting in Toms River Since Getting The Job

Government News·New Jersey News

TOMS RIVER, NJ – We once asked New Jersey Assemblyman Gregory P. McGuckin how he would be in Jackson Township and Toms River Township at the exact same time every two weeks…

August 12, 2020

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In Quarantine Play, Baseball Fights Even Less Exciting as Hockey Fights Deliver

Local Sports News

OAKLAND, CA – The Houston Astros are going to have a very long sixty-day season after the team is being made to pay for their years of alleged cheating, but this week,…

August 11, 2020

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Sea Lice Invade the Jersey Shore

New Jersey News

OCEAN CITY, NJ – If you survive COVID-19 in 2020 and the sharks don’t get you while you try to hide at the beach away from the murder hornets, sea lice are…

August 11, 2020

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Watch: Democrats Won’t Approve New Round of Stimulus Funding Until “Texas, Florida Bail Out New Jersey”

Government News·New Jersey News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in Congress are now rallying behind New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy, who has essentially ran his state into the ground during COVID-19, saying they won’t sign on to…

August 11, 2020

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“Mask Mouth” is rotting people’s teeth, New York City Dentist Claims

Health and Wellness

TOMS RIVER, NJ – They’re calling it “Mask Mouth”, a new trend being seen by dentists who are once again seeing patients since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic. One prominent New…

August 11, 2020

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Murphy Cites Chinese Study of Restaurant as Key Factor in Not Reopening American Restaurants

New Jersey News

TRENTON, NJ – New Jersey restaurants are staying closed for indoor dining and Governor Murphy said a study of a restaurant in China done back in January of 2020 is the reason…

August 10, 2020

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One Democrat Councilwoman Wants People to Be Charged for Murder for Not Wearing Masks

US and World News·Viral News

NASHVILLE, TN – A Nashville Democrat, Councilwoman Sharon Hurt this week called for murder charges against those who refuse to wear face masks during the COVID-19 pandemic. Hurt claims she works for…

August 10, 2020

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Run Walk Ride LBI for #ArcOcean

Ocean County News

The Arc, Ocean County Chapter Announces Virtual Fundraiser “Run Walk Ride LBI for #ArcOcean” The Arc, Ocean County Chapter is challenging the community to run, walk or ride the 18 mile coastline…

August 10, 2020

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Ocean County YMCA to Offer Full Day Child Care PR

Ocean County News

THE OCEAN COUNTY YMCA WILL OFFER FULL DAY CHILD CARE AND REMOTE LEARNING SUPPORT FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR The Y will remain closed to members as it transitions to support schools,…

August 10, 2020

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‘Keep Jersey Arts Alive’ Campaign Urges Support for the Arts as Pandemic Forces Continued Closures

New Jersey News

The ArtPride New Jersey Foundation, the largest arts service organization in the state, has partnered with the New Jersey State Council on the Arts on “Keep Jersey Arts Alive,” a digital campaign…

August 10, 2020

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Jersey Shore University Medical Center’s Dr. Aikman Recognized as a Quality Improvement Leader

In the News

United Hospital Fund (UHF) honored Hackensack Meridian Jersey Shore University Medical Center’s Residency Program Director for Obstetrics & Gynecology Noelle M. Aikman, M.D., FACOG, of Brick, NJ, as a quality improvement leader…

August 10, 2020

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Monmouth County Restaurant Owner Under Fire After Making Anti Trump Comments on Facebook

Business News·Food & Dining·New Jersey News

ASBURY PARK, NJ – Last year, Governor Phil Murphy served Thanksgiving at the Longosta Lounge in Asbury Park. This week, restaurant owner Marilyn Schlossbach entered the political arena to bash President Donald…

August 10, 2020

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Cheeseman on Justifiable Need & Convicts Out! Reflections of SCOTUS Petitioner Case #19-27

In the News

Op-Ed by Mark Cheeseman for Black Wire Media www.cnjfo.com/join-us When I filed petitions and counter arguments for my case against the state of New Jersey for carry of a firearm, the state…

August 10, 2020

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Rock For The Nurses Rescheduled For May 2021

Community News

AUGUST 6, 2020 – The Barbara Forfar Nursing Scholarship Fund announced today that due to the uncertainty surrounding Covid-19, it has rescheduled their 2020 Rock for the Nurses fundraiser to Sunday May…

August 10, 2020

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Murphy Wants to Double Contact Tracers, Continue Growing Ranks of New Information Gathering Army

New Jersey News

TRENTON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy is building an army of information gatherers, contact tracers that will investigate COVID-19 positive cases and link those cases to others who were in contact. So…

August 9, 2020

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Freeholder Haines Shuts Down Lakewood Parks

New Jersey News

LAKEWOOD, NJ – Ocean County Freeholder Virginia Haines, 94, today announced she is once again closing parks in Ocean County. This time, two parks in Lakewood will be shut down as the…

August 8, 2020

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Atilis Gym Founder Body Slams Bellmawr Franchise Owners

New Jersey News

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – Chris Lambert, the founder of the Atilis Gym franchise had some harsh words this week for Ian Smith and Frank Trumbetti, owners of the chain’s Bellmawr location that…

August 8, 2020

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