Ocean County GOP Establishment Backing Head of Pay to Play Firm for County Chair; Employ Strongarm Tactics to Get Republicans In Line

TOMS RIVER-The Ocean County Republican Party elite today officially endorsed Frank B. Holman, an accountant and partner of Holman Frenia Allison in the May 15th Republican county committee election to elect a…

Cory Booker: Sending Illegals to Sanctuary Cities will Make Us Less Safe

NEWARK-Hours after announcing his Presidential candidacy, New Jersey Senator Cory Booker said President Donald J. Trump’s proposal to send illegal immigrants to America’s illegal immigrant sanctuary cities will make New Jersey less…

Bill Spadea: Grassroots Effort to Recall Governor Phil Murphy a “Waste of Time”

TRENTON-The public mouthpiece of the New Jersey Republican establishment, NJ 101.5 radio host Bill Spadea on Tuesday told his audience of 73 Facetime live viewers that seat belts in cars for dogs…

AG Grewal Reinforces Support For Illegal Immigrants One Week After Brutal Murder

TRENTON-One week after Jorge Rios, an illegal immigrant hiding in sanctuary in New Jersey killed Lincoln Park jogger Carolina Cano, New Jersey’s Attorney General is doubling down on his fight against President…

Creepy Boomer Joe Biden Apologizes for His Creepiness

WASHINGTON, DC-Former Vice President Joe Biden, notorious for his close-up hair sniffs, high waist grabs and uncomfortable embraces with women and children said he’s sorry. You see, things are changing in America.…

New Jersey Congressman Andy Kim Votes for Open Borders, Fails

TOMS RIVER,NJ-New Jersey Congressman Andy Kim on Tuesday cast his vote for open borders and voted to overturn a veto against President Donald J. Trump’s emergency declaration at the southern bordern with…

After 2 Years, Meuller Investigation Reveals No Collusion with Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C.– “No Collusion” is the general synopsis after a two year investigation by Democrats into President Donald Trump says Attorney General William Barr. In the report by Robert Meuller, the Special…

Jersey Democrat Fulop Spikes the Football On Anti-Business Tax Shakedown in Jersey City

JERSEY CITY-Jersey City Mayor Steven Fulop just scored a progressive Democrat touchdown, forcing businesses that have already invested millions, sometimes billions into the resurgence of his city. That victory comes in…

America’s Top Democrat Just Said Illegal Aliens Are Her Constituents, Admitting Party Intent to Legalize the Illegal Voting Bloc

WASHINGTON, D.C.-From high atop the swank Agora apartment complex in the gentrified D.C. shipyard neighborhood, Democratic Socialist Alexandria “Sandy” Ocasio-Cortez has taken her place at the head of the table for the…

Governor Murphy: In Politics, If You Burn Bridges, You Get No Tunnel Funding

TRENTON-Governor Phil Murphy is upset. The Governor who is suing President Donald Trump to block the building of the border wall between the United States and Mexico, declared his state a sanctuary…

No Border Crisis as DEA Stops Enough Fentanyl to Kill 2.4 Million People in New Jersey

The flow of drugs into America from south of the border has been one of the cornerstone arguments in President Donald J. Trump’s agenda to secure the nation’s border with Mexico. Today,…

Ocasio-Cortez: In order to save the world, we must rid ourselves of planes, trains and cow farts

WASHINGTON, DC-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is actually being taken seriously after she announced her new green deal for America involves the elimination of planes, trains and…cow farts. Yes, she said cow farts are dooming…

NJ Republican Chairman Steinhardt: We Need to Tell NJ Democrats We’ve Had Enough

TRENTON, NJ-Doug Steinhardt, the chairman of the New Jersey Republican party today applauded President Donald J. Trump’s powerful and uniting State of the Union speech. In that speech, the President touted economic reforms…

Cory Booker: Fags, Flamers and Dykes Disgusted Me

NEWARK, NJ-Cory Booker has finally announced he is running for President of the United States in 2020, but can he win the support of the growing LBGTQ community in America after admitting…

CNN’s Jim Acosta Says: Border Fence Working to Keep Texas Town Safe

McAllen,TX-CNN reporter Jim Acosta who has been a sharp critic of all things President Trump has found common ground with the President. On Thursday, he reported from the border wall along the…

WASHINGTON POST: Death Toll Down at National Parks During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, DC-The Washington Post reported today that the number of deaths in the country’s national parks has fallen since the government shutdown began. Citing an average of six deaths per week, the…

Andy Kim Sneaks Quietly into Toms River Library for Visit with “Residents”, Doubles Down on Pelosi Vote

TOMS RIVER, NJ-Congressman Andy Kim, fresh out of his “inauguration” as some of his fellow freshmen say quietly snuck in and out of a Toms River meet and greet this weekend at…

NSFW: Newly Elected Muslim Congresswoman “We’re going to impeacher the Mother F***er”

WASHINGTON, D.C.-Radical progressive Muslim Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-Michigan) rang in the new year and her new position in Congress telling her supporters, “We’re going to impeach that mother f***er,” referencing President Donald…

Dilly Dilley! Is Elizabeth Warren’s Kitchen Ttchotchke a Racist Artifact from the 20th Century?

Twitter was on fire this week after Brenden M. Dilley saw something in 1/1024th millennial politician Elizabeth Warren’s kitchen in her bizarre identity crisis video. In that video, Warren pops open a…

Q&A With Congresswoman-Elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

This column is a column for politicians and prospective politicians in America to ask questions about “How things work” before they take office. This week’s question comes from New York Congresswoman-Elect Alexandria…

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