Triple Amputee Veteran Promised to Build the Border Wall, But He Kept the Money for Himself, Feds Say

ALBANY, NY – A man who promised Americans that he will help build the border wall between the United States and Mexico raised $25,000,000. The Department of Justice says instead of putting…

Seal Team Six Member Who Shot and Killed Osama Bin Laden Banned by Delta Airlines

Robert O’Neill, the man who shot (three times) and killed Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has been banned from Delta Airlines, according to the New York Post. O’Neill posted a picture…

Is AOC’s “Pen Pal” Program Intended to Overburden USPS or Just a Stupid Idea?

NEW YORK, NY – Conspiracy theorists in the right-wing today are starting to suggest New York City Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’ plan to mobile the nation to start buying stamps and writing…

Red’s Trevor Bauer Is a True Sports Fan Hero as He Takes on the MLB Machine During COVID-19

CINCINNATI, OH – For many of us here in New Jersey, we’re always in a baseball bubble. We’ve got the Yankees, Phillies and Mets and the average sports fan in our tri-state…

Boomer AOC Says Buy Stamps and Write to Pen Pals

NEW YORK CITY, NY – It sounds like a plan Joe Biden might have had in 1988, but boomer Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has lost some chic hip points after suggesting Americans go…

Ocean County to Purchase 16 Acres of Land on Jackson’s East Side to Save from Development

JACKSON TOWNSHIP, NJ – The Ocean County Board of Chosen Freeholders is expected to purchase 16.81 acres of land along South Hope Chapel Road between Whitesville Road and Route 571 to protect…

Mother, Daughter Charged for Embezzling Money from Hospital

EWARK, N.J. – The former secretary treasurer of a Jersey City Medical Center union and her daughter made their initial appearances today on charges they embezzled $40,455 from the union’s checking and…

Parents Beat Teenage Worker at Sesame Place After Being Told to Wear Face Masks

LANGHORNE, PA – Police are searching for a couple that assaulted a teenage park employee at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. According to police, on Sunday, a 17-year-old worker, working Captain Cookie’s…

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Brooklyn Man Pleads Guilty in Manhattan Federal Court to Attempting to Provide Material Support to ISIS

BROOKLYN, NY – Zachary Clark Disseminated ISIS Propaganda and Bomb-Making Instructions in an Effort to Incite Acts of Terrorism and Violence in New York City and Elsewhere The Department of Justice announced…

Union County Men Indicted for Violent Robbery Spree

ELIZABETH, N.J. – A federal grand jury today indicted two Union County, New Jersey, men for allegedly committing multiple armed robberies from August 2018 through February 2019, U.S. Attorney Craig Carpenito announced.…

Cooking Star Rachael Ray’s Home Suffers Major Damage in Fire

LAKE LUZERNE, NY – A upstate New York home owned by television cooking star Rachael Ray was damaged in a fire according to the Warren County Sheriff’s Department. The fire damaged most…

Governor Murphy Asked About 7,000 Dead Seniors In Nursing Homes, Here’s What He Said

JACKSON, NJ – Governor Phil Murphy was not interested in talking about the 7,000 people who died in nursing homes, elder care facilities, long term care facilities and state-run veterans homes during…

With Phillies in Quarantine, Yankees will Play the Orioles Tonight

BALTIMORE, MD – The New York Yankees were supposed to play the Philadelphia Phillies tonight. The Orioles were supposed to play the Miami Marlins. Then COVID-19 happened and Derek Jeter’s Marlins all…

It’s Not a Hockey Game Without Hearing “Potvin Sucks” as Rangers Return to the Ice Tonight

It’s been 41 years since douchebag Dennis Potvin crushed New York Rangers’ rookie superstar Ulf Nilsson, but Rangers fans haven’t forgotten. That’s why at least 4 or 5 times during every game,…

Andy Kim Calls for National COVID-19 Law Because People Don’t Stay in Their Hometowns

TOMS RIVER, NJ – In March and April, New York and New Jersey had an outbreak of COVID-19 that killed more people than most countries in the world. Now, as the virus…

Yankees-Phillies Game Cancelled After 17 Florida Marlins Test Positive, Most Asymptomatic

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Tonight’s Major League Baseball game between the New York Yankees and Philadelphia Phillies has been postponed after 17 Florida Marlins players and staff members tested positive for COVID-19, league…

Yankees-Phillies Game Postponed Due to COVID-19

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Major League Baseball has postponed tonight’s game between the Yankees and Phillies due to COVID-19 related issues, the league has announced. The news comes after the Phillies played the…

Violence Continues in Jackson as Woman Calls 9-1-1, “Please Don’t Kill Me”

JACKSON TOWNSHIP, NJ – On Friday July 24, 2020 at approximately 4:00 am, officers responded to Arcadia Court after a 911 call was received at police headquarters. The call was an open line…

Gurbir Grewal Upset Because Trump Doesn’t Want to Count Illegal Aliens in U.S. Census

TOMS RIVER, NJ – The U.S. Census is used to determine how many Americans live in each town, county and state in America. This year, President Donald J. Trump has signaled he…

Fauci on Being Unmasked At Baseball Game, I was Drinking Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Nevermind Dr. Anthony Fauci’s first pitch at the Major League Baseball game between the Washington Nationals and New York Yankees looking more like a pickoff play to first base,…

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