Biden administration unveils new stimulus check carpet bombing delivery system

The following report is a political satire and not a factual event. WASHINGTON, DC – Via The Zerg Report – The administration today said after a test run in Syria, Joe Biden…

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Jennifer Faith Charged With Obstructing Investigation Into Husband’s Death

DALLAS, TEXAS – The wife of a Dallas man allegedly gunned down by her paramour has been charged with obstruction of justice, announced Acting U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Texas…

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Congressional Democrats confused, shocked after Facebook flags their hate speech post as hate speech

The Democrats called for social media to take a stand against bigoted hate speech and on Thursday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Congresswoman Marie Newman learned firsthand that idiot overreaching goes both ways. Now,…

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Hershey Man Sentenced To 11 Years For Numerous Fraud Offenses

HARRISBURG. PA – The United States Attorney’s Office for the Middle District of Pennsylvania announced that Michael Jay Jackson, age 61, formerly of Hershey, Pennsylvania, was sentenced yesterday to eleven years’ imprisonment…

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Four charged for Mississippi turkey massacre

JACKSON, MISS – Kenneth R. Britt, Jr., 51, of Wesson, Tony Grant Smith, 26, of Wesson, Barney Leon Bairfield, III, 28, of Brookhaven, and Dustin Corey Treadway, 28, of Brookhaven, were sentenced…

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CEO who oversaw construction of nuclear reactors defrauded customers, company

COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA – United States Attorney Peter M. McCoy, Jr. announced today that Kevin B. Marsh, former SCANA Corporation (SCANA) Chief Executive Officer and former Chairman of its Board of Directors,…

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Bais Brucha, Rabbi file civil rights lawsuit against Toms River Township

TOMS RIVER, NJ – Rabbi Mordechai Sekula, operator of Bais Brucha, Inc. has filed a lawsuit against the Township of Toms River after being denied a variance to construct a synagogue by…

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Former Sales Representative Indicted in Compounded Prescription Drug Scheme

NEWARK, N.J. – A former sales representative was arrested today for his role in a scheme to defraud public health benefits programs by billing for medically unnecessary compounded prescriptions, Acting U.S. Attorney…

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Former Florida Resident Mohamed Suliman Indicted For Attempting To Provide Material Support To ISIS

GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA – A federal grand jury returned an indictment today charging Mohamed Fathy Suliman with attempting to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), a designated…

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New Jersey Nurse Admits Role in Multimillion-Dollar Compounding Fraud Scheme

NEWARK, N.J. – A New Jersey nurse today admitted her role in a multimillion-dollar compounding fraud scheme, Acting U.S. Attorney Rachael A. Honig announced. Jennifer Nash, 51, of River Vale, New Jersey,…

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Cattaraugus woman took photos of child then shared pics online, while pretending to be her victim

BUFFALO, N.Y. – U.S. Attorney James P. Kennedy, Jr. announced today that Melanie Thompson, 46, of Cattaraugus, NY, pleaded guilty to distribution of child [censored]ography before U.S. District Judge John L. Sinatra,…

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Toms River Mayor Mo Hill to be Recalled, Robocall Suggests

TOMS RIVER, NJ – It looks like embattled Toms River Mayor Maurice “Mo” Hill could be facing his own recall after hundreds of residents in Toms River reported getting a robocall in…

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Rex woman gets 22 years for moving meth into U.S. aboard cargo ships

TAMPA. FLORIDA – U.S. District Judge Steven D. Merryday today sentenced Yolanda Herrera (43, Rex, GA) to 22 years in federal prison for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine and heroin, and attempted possession…

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Canton man wanted to visit Philippines for sex with children feds say

ATLANTA, GEORGIA – Nathaniel Barber has been sentenced to prison for trying to leave the country with a cell phone and a tablet containing more than 100 files of child [censored]ography. Barber…

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Brooklyn Man Charged With Armed Robbery Of Soho Luxury Retail Store

BROOKLYN, NY – Audrey Strauss, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, William F. Sweeney Jr., the Assistant Director-in-Charge of the New York Field Office of the Federal…

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Watch Florida deputy rescue 13-year-old girl in hotel room with 22-year-old she met online

EDGEWATER, FL – A Volusia County deputy has rescued a 13-year-old girl in serious trouble after meeting a 22-year-old child sex offender online in the hotel room where he brought her. The…

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Why America’s most progressive liberal governor, Phil Murphy lives in a former slave owner’s mansion

PRINCETON, NJ – The liberal left in America went on a crusade of cancel culture in 2020, including the destruction of monuments of slave owners, Civil War generals, and even modern Americans…

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New Jersey was the only state in the north to allow slavery until the end of the Civil War

You can change the name of the county position from Freeholder to Commissioner, but changing the name doesn’t change New Jersey’s ugly past as the last state in the Union to officially…

East Gate in Historic Fort Monmouth Curates Close Knit Environment for Family and Friends

East Gate in historic Fort Monmouth radiates a strong sense of community with neighbors bonding over a shared appreciation for its historic flair, beautiful setting and access to outdoor spaces such as…

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AP: Pelosi OKs drafting of impeachment articles

Humor: Nancy Pelosi Announces Twelve Month Donald Trump Impeachment Schedule

The following satire was originally published by Zerg Report, a lighter-side comedy website. It is not a true story but based on real-life experiences. WASHINGTON, D.C. – Via ZergReport – Nancy Pelosi today…

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