Holmdel Crushes Toms River South in Season Opener, 42-6
TOMS RIVER, NEW JERSEY – Holmdel rolled over Toms River South, 42-6, in Friday night football, effectively announcing their presence for the 2023 season. Quarterback Jack Cannon led the charge for Holmdel…
Russian Tank Crushes Civilian Car, Elderly Driver Miraculously Survives: REPORT
A Russian tank was recorded crashing into and flattening a civilian car driven by an elderly man in Ukraine’s capital of Kyiv, multiple sources reported. Multiple videos show the tank driving down the…
New Jersey Senator leading charge for gender fairness in women’s sports after trans swimmer crushes competition
TRENTON, NJ – A recent article on a University of Pennsylvania transgender swimmer and their recent record-smashing performance notes that at least one of her teammates feels extreme pressure to celebrate the…
U.S. Army crushes Navy helmet with M-1 tank to give to Staubach on air, then they lose the game
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – U.S. Army soldiers from Fort Campbell bit off more than their Army football team could chew when they crushed a Navy football helmet under an M-1 Abrahams tank…
Twitter crushes Barstool’s woke KFC over Rittenhouse ‘big loser’ comment
You might know Kevin Clancy by his on-air name, KFC. He’s perhaps the most woke host of the entire Barstool Sports network who regularly whines about CEO Dave Portnoy’s escapades and bitches…