Nj now has a form to rat out people violating murphy's law — New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy being thanked for 'all he has done' by Jackson Township Mayor Michael Reina.

TRENTON, NJ – Karens across New Jersey, rejoice. You can now rat people out for violating New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy’s executive orders from the comfort of your own home. That’s because the state created an online form. The state is now even encouraging residents to call 911 to report dire executive order emergencies.

“If you are experiencing an emergency do not complete this form – please dial 911. If you believe an employer, organization, or entity is violating any Executive Order, please complete this form,” the form reads. “Compliance with Executive Orders is not voluntary. You may report a violation anonymously, but please note, it will make it more difficult for law enforcement to investigate the complaint.”

When it comes to what type of Murphy’s Law violation is being committed, here are your choices:

A business that is not practicing social distancing requirements.
A business that is not allowing remote work of non-essential employees.
An indoor gathering of more than 25 people, or more than 25% of the capacity of the room(s) in which the gathering is taking place. Note that weddings, funerals, memorial services, religious and political activities, and performance venues are limited to 150 people.
An outdoor gathering of more than 500 people.

There’s even a spot to create your own violation description.

The form is available for rats of all sizes. Little rats and big rats may use it.

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