New Jersey Faces Several More Days of Rain and Thunderstorms Through Thursday
Mount Holly, NJ – New Jersey residents should keep umbrellas handy for the next several days as a slow-moving weather pattern brings repeated rounds of showers and thunderstorms through Thursday, according to…
Man eluding police in U-Haul smashes right through old farmhouse house, Dukes of Hazzard style
Hudson, CO – In the aftermath of a police chase that ended when a U-Hall crashed straight through a home in Colorado, you can almost hear Waylon Jennings singing the theme from…
Watch as New Jersey Firefighters Use Jaws of Life to Rescue Deer Stuck in Fence
HAMILTON TOWNSHIP, NJ – On Monday, the Hamilton Township, NJ Professional Firefighters used the jaws of life to rescue a deer stuck in the snow between two metal fence posts. “Squad 12…
Leftist Militants Storm Hotel, Seize Control With Hatchets and Batons, Forcing Guests to Shelter In Place
OLYMPIA, WA – The Olympia Police Department last night cleared out a group of leftist militants equipped with hatchets and batons, wearing helmets and gas masks. The group stormed the hotel and…
Nancy Pelosi Bought Nearly $1 Million in Tesla Stock Ahead of Biden’s Pledge to Convert Federal Fleet to Electric
WASHINGTON, DC – One day before President Joe Biden announced that the federal government is going to ramp up its purchasing power to convert its gas-based fleet of vehicles across the entire…
She stabbed her husband after seeing nudes on his phone…later found out they were of her
A woman in Mexico has been charged for stabbing her husband after she found his stock of nude photos of another woman on his cell phone. Identified only as Leonora A. in…
Roid Raging Jose Canseco Threatens Barstool Employees Ahead of His Big Boxing Match With Intern
Jose Canseco has been juicing up for his big fight against Barstool Sports internet “Billyhottakes” of the popular Pardon My Take podcast. The fight is scheduled for Friday night at the company’s…
Curt Schilling Blows One By Roid Raging Jose Canseco
Former Major League Baseball slugger Jose Canseco is all juiced up about comments made by World Champion pitcher Curt Schilling. Let’s face it, Curt Schilling was denied entry into the Baseball…
Anti-Trump Lincoln Project Leader Used Political Power to Solicit Young Republican Men, Boy For Sex
The Lincoln Project, an anti-Trump establishment Republican coalition that was dedicated to the removal of President Donald J. Trump has had many problems, but today, those problems look small compared to co-founder…
Disgraced FBI Agent Peter Strzok’s Wife Named Acting Director of Securities Enforcement by Biden Administration
WASHINGTON, DC – They say the game is rigged. Now, it appears to be that way after the wife of disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok has been named to head the Securities…
Democrat Maxine Waters Caught Funneling $1,000,000 to Her Daughter Karen
Maxine Waters, the fiery Democrat who hates Republicans and wanted her constituents to resort to violence against those in the Trump cabinet has been caught funneling millions of dollars in campaign money…
Nothing to see here except Packers QB in riding in the back of a pickup with a case of beer
Aaron Rodgers, quarterback for the Green Bay Packers was obviously getting ready for his Super Bowl party next week, because he’s not in it, but how cool is this video of Rodgers…
Self Hating Capitalist AOC Making Big Bank From “Tax the Rich” Merch and Kevin O’Leary Wants in on the Action
WASHINGTON, DC – Self-hating capitalist Fashionista Congresswoman Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez is price gouging her supporters selling an $18 sweatshirt for $58 after slapping a single color, white ink “Tax The Rich” screenprint and…
Mr. Biden, Tear Down This Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. Biden, tear down this wall. For years, you have told America that walls do not work. Not walls on our borders. Not walls of military defense and definitely…
Biden Appointee Says 9-11 Mastermind Can Get Free COVID-19 Vaccination Before Most Americans
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Pakistani terrorist Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, in 2003 confessed to being one of the masterminds behind the deadly 9-11 terror attacks on America. Now, while detained in prison in…
Ocean City, New Jersey Boardwalk’s Playland’s Castaway Cove on Fire
OCEAN CITY, NJ – A four-alarm fire has broken out on the Ocean City Boardwalk, fully engulfing the arcade at Playland’s Castaway Cove. “To our family and loyal guests, we thank everyone…
Watch as Democrats, Radical, Liberal Media Call for Violent Uprising and Attacks on Politicians in D.C.
Prior to the January 6th protest at the U.S. Capitol building, the Democrat Party and the radicalized, violent left called for violence in the streets and in the U.S. capital. The left…
While Children Hid in Closet, Ryan Oneal Shot and Killed Venus Dandridge
RIALTO, CA – On Thursday, January 14, 2021 at 10:39 a.m. deputies responded to a suspicious circumstance call at the Rosena Ranch location. The caller said the suspect was in the home…
New Jersey woman on front line of capital assault called for “More Men, Not Women” to overtake police
Medford, NJ – Stephanie Hazelton, who is more commonly known in New Jersey as Ayla Wolf was charged for her role in the January 6th incursion at the U.S. Capitol. Hazelton was…
Watch: On Friday a cat fight broke out in the halls of Congress
WASHINGTON, DC – The halls of Congress are starting to feel a lot more like the hallways in a twentieth-century teenage high school movie. Earlier this week, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ran through the…
Vaccine Equity in NJ in Action: Ocean County Cut by 40%, Mercer County Supply Increases by 2,800 per Month
TRENTON, NJ – After announcing the vaccine shipments to Ocean County were reduced at this week’s Ocean County Commissioner’s meeting, Shore News Network today learned that Governor Phil Murphy is now sending…
