New Jersey Faces Several More Days of Rain and Thunderstorms Through Thursday
Mount Holly, NJ – New Jersey residents should keep umbrellas handy for the next several days as a slow-moving weather pattern brings repeated rounds of showers and thunderstorms through Thursday, according to…
How Dave Portnoy Went from the Hero of Main Street to Hero of Wall Street…Outsiders
NEW YORK, NY – Dave Portnoy. You either love him or hate him and thankfully for his own success, most people love him. It’s usually the douchebags of the world who hate…
Crazy Cortez Says Ted Cruz Tried to Have Her Murdered, Ripped by Fans
WASHINGTON, DC – Trump deranged syndrome suffering Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks U.S. Senator Ted Cruz is trying to have her murdered. Instead of going to the U.S. Capitol Police or the D.C.…
Vice President’s Step Daughter Lands Modeling Contract with IMG
NEW YORK, NY – Ella Emhoff, a 21-year-old senior attending Parsons School of Design in New York City has landed a coveted gig as a model with the IMG modeling agency. Emhoff…
This parrot is smarter than most members of Congress
Milo the parrot is a brilliant and fun loving creature. We can all learn to be better people by following Milo’s morning wakeup routine and start the day on a positive note.…
If hospitals did a better job, they wouldn’t have died, said NY Governor Andrew Cuomo of COVID-19 death count
NEW YORK, NY – After a revealing and shocking report was released today by the New York State Attorney General’s Office claiming Governor Andrew Cuomo underreported the number of nursing home deaths,…
New Jersey man scammed investors in sham concert ticket business
NEWARK, N.J. – A Middlesex County, New Jersey, man today admitted participating in a fraudulent scheme that involved soliciting investments from victims for a ticket resale business, when in fact he diverted…
NY Attorney General wants to know what the hell happened with Robinhood today
NEW YORK, NY – The battle between David and Goliath raged this morning on Wall Street today. That is until Wall Street pulled the plug and de-platformed David to protect the hedge…
Toms River Lawyer, Democrat owns Two Homes But Continues Fighting for Those with None
TOMS RIVER, NJ – A Toms River Township sexual assault and criminal defense attorney Terrance Turnbach, who also happens to be a township councilman is on a mission to build a homeless…
Vaccine Debacle: Phil Murphy Cuts Ocean County Vaccine Deliveries by 40%
TOMS RIVER, NJ – New Jersey can’t keep up with the demand for COVID-19 vaccine and as the Biden administration scrambles to figure out the vaccine supply chain, New Jersey Governor Phil…
The Flying Rat: Biden Climate Tzar John Kerry wants you to drive an electric car, but owns his own private jet
WASHINGTON, DC – It was a great four years without having to see John Kerry’s face. But, thanks to Joe Biden, he’s back and serving as the President’s special envoy on climate…
Guy who sells pillows is now American Democracy’s biggest threat, according to the left
CHASKA, MN – If you didn’t see where all of this was going a few weeks ago, maybe you’ll get a clearer picture when you realize that a man who sells pillows…
New Jersey Man Who Developed COVID-19 Rapid Saliva Test Dead at 51
HAZLET, NJ – Dr. Andrew Brooks, 51, the man who led the research for the creation of the nation’s first COVID-19 rapid saliva-based test has died. Dr. Andrew Brooks. Born and raised…
This guy’s face mask says whatever the hell he wants it to say
Is your annoying neighbor outclassing you in the “keeping up with the Joneses” designer mask fight? Guess what? It’s time for you to socially TKO that witch with the new “You Name…
Kangaroo Court: Pelosi, Schumer Impeachment Unlikely to Convict Trump, But The Show Must Go On Dems Say
WASHINGTON, DC – Democrats do not have enough support on Capitol Hill to impeach Donald Trump. Nevermind that impeachment requires both a sitting president and a neutral Chief Justice to preside over…
West Palm Beach Man Arrested for Using Twitter to Mislead Hillary Clinton Voters into Not Voting
WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA – A Florida man was arrested this morning on charges of conspiring with others in advance of the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election to use various social media platforms…
Biden Climate Change Tsar John Kerry Says Oil Industry Workers Will Just Have to Find New Jobs
WASHINGTON, DC – John Kerry, the newly appointed Climate Change Tsar said that workers in America’s coal, natural gas and oil industries will just have to learn how to do new jobs…
Don Jr. Goes Savage on Liz Cheney After Poll Shows Wisconsin Really Doesn’t Like Her Anymore
WYOMING – U.S. Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney is floundering in her state for her anti-Trump stance in Washington. A poll today conducted by President Trump’s new…
Toms River Mayor Mo Hill Publishes $60,000 Press Release. Here it is.
TOMS RIVER, NJ – Toms River Mayor Mo Hill has hired a public relations firm to create public press releases on behalf of himself and the township. The contract award was $60,000…
Joey Ramone once wrote a song about current Fox Business News host Maria Bartiromo
Fox Business News host Maria Bartiromo tonight opened up again about her relationship with former Ramone’s frontman Joey Ramone and how he wrote a song about her while she was working at…
President Trump Endorses Sarah Huckabee Sanders for Governor of Arkansas
LITTLE ROCK, AK – Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of the well respected Mike Huckabee and former White House Press Secretary for President Donald J. Trump has received the former President’s endorsement…
