No Forks Given As NJ Plastic Utensil Ban Begins Today
Trenton, NJ – New Jersey Democrats have gone out of their forkin’ minds as today begins their ban on plastic utensils at restaurants, bodegas, and takeouts statewide. New Jersey’s new “Skip the…
Nancy Mace Takes a Stand for Women’s Rights on Capitol Hill
Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) has sparked a national conversation on women’s rights and safety, standing firm against the use of women’s restrooms by biological men on Capitol Hill. Her stance, fueled by…
New Jersey’s War on Fun Continues: After Plastic Straws and Bags, Bird Feeders Are in the Crosshairs, What’s Next?
New Jersey is at it again, and this time it’s bird feeders. That’s right—the state that’s already banned plastic straws, plastic bags, and even plans to phase out gas-powered cars is now…
Women on Capitol Hill Don’t Want Delaware’s Trans Congressperson to Use the Lady’s Room
WILMINGTON, DE – A new battle is brewing on Capitol Hill, and it’s not about funding a war in Ukraine, infrastructure, or even the 2024 election results. It’s about a biological male…
April Earthquake Testing Reveals New Fault Line in New Jersey
MOUNTAINVILLE, N.J. — A newly discovered fault line beneath New Jersey has sparked fresh concerns following an April earthquake that reverberated across the Northeast, scientists confirmed Monday. It is being called the…
Youtuber Smokes Joint Fertilized With Dead Father’s Ashes to Honor His Dying Wish
This story is undoubtedly one of the more unusual ways someone has chosen to honor a loved one. Rosanna Pansino, a well-known YouTuber and baker, recently shared on her podcast that she…
Blue State Leaders and Radicals Unveil Battle Plan to Fight and Resist President Trump, MAGA Supporters
WASHINGTON – Democratic governors and officials in progressive states are preparing a coordinated response to counter the potential impacts of a second Trump administration, unveiling a series of policy measures aimed at…
Canadian William Shatner Lost In Space, Doesn’t Get Why Kamala Harris Lost Election
In a recent interview, William Shatner expressed his bewilderment over Kamala Harris’s loss in the 2024 presidential election. He remarked, “I don’t know why the Democrats lost. I don’t understand … Prices…
Drained Reservoir in New Jersey Reveals 130 Year Old Sunken Ghost Bridge
In a scene reminiscent of a ghost story, the Oak Ridge Reservoir in northern New Jersey has unveiled a hidden relic from the past: a stone bridge submerged for over a century.…
Thousands of unused Kamala Harris campaign signs abandoned at Georgia recycling center after election loss
ATLANTA — Thousands of unused Kamala Harris campaign signs were discovered abandoned at a DeKalb County recycling center this week, following her defeat in the 2024 presidential election. The discarded materials highlight…
Elon Musk Wants to Make Starfleet Academy a Real Thing
Elon Musk is back at it again, casually tossing out ideas that sound straight out of a sci-fi fever dream—but, let’s be honest, we’re all intrigued. This time, the SpaceX and Tesla…
Maryland Issues Travel Warning for Amish Buggies
PIKESVILLE, Md. – The Maryland State Police are reminding drivers to exercise caution on the roads this November as Amish communities across the state celebrate their traditional wedding season. Amish weddings, which…
Don’t Mess With Staten Island: Trash Talking Whoopi Goldberg Owes Holtermann’s Apology for Big Fat Lie
Whoopi Goldberg has stirred up quite the drama, and Staten Island is not having it. The radically left-leaning actress and host of The View found herself in hot water after allegedly making…
Out of Work? Five Jobs Federal Employees Might Land During Trump 2.0
In the event of a second Trump presidency, some federal employees might find themselves in search of new careers. While this potential shake-up could leave some out of work, there’s no shortage…
The World is No Longer Safe, Woman Says As She Attacked Electric Substation, Hung From Wires
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A suspect was arrested for allegedly damaging equipment at a power substation in Salt Lake County on Wednesday, resulting in a power outage for more than 800…
Pittsburgh Police Not Horsing Around in the Neigh-borhood
PITTSBURGH — A loose horse wandering through a city neighborhood was safely returned to its owners on Tuesday after being corralled by police officers. The Pittsburgh Bureau of Police reported that Zone…
Convicted Trans Baby Rapist Pummels Female Prisoner
Adam Laboucan, a convicted child rapist now identifying as Tara Desousa, allegedly assaulted a female inmate at a Canadian women’s prison in 2018 after she confronted him for staring at children in…
Mattel’s Wicked Movie Dolls for Children Feature Link to Steamy Adult Website
Oh, Mattel. The company known for giving us Barbie, Hot Wheels, and our entire childhood collection of action figures just made a Wicked whoopsie with their latest line of dolls based on…
New Jersey Cops Shoot Dogs, Each Other Attempting to Stop Mauling of 10-Year-Old Boy Inside Motel Room
SAYREVILLE, N.J. — A police shooting is under investigation in Middlesex County after officers intervened to stop two dogs from mauling a 10-year-old boy at a Sayreville motel on Monday afternoon, according…
They’re Shooting Our Planes. They’re Shooting Our Passengers. Spirit Airlines Takes Gunfire Over Haiti
In a terrifying escalation of violence on the troubled Caribbean island, a Spirit Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale to Haiti was forced to reroute after gunfire reportedly hit the plane mid-flight. Chilling…
New Jersey magnet fishermen uncover possible military ordnance in Cooper River
CHERRY HILL, N.J. — Two individuals magnet fishing in the Cooper River on Saturday afternoon pulled up what appeared to be an old military-style projectile, prompting a rapid response from local authorities…
