No Forks Given As NJ Plastic Utensil Ban Begins Today
Trenton, NJ – New Jersey Democrats have gone out of their forkin’ minds as today begins their ban on plastic utensils at restaurants, bodegas, and takeouts statewide. New Jersey’s new “Skip the…
Dangerous road rage clash on Cross Bronx Expressway caught on video
BRONX, NY — A road rage confrontation spiraled into chaos on the Cross Bronx Expressway last week, with two drivers exchanging multiple minor collisions in an apparent game of one-upmanship, according to…
Cat Eating Ohio Woman Gets Year in Prison, Mental Health Evaluation
This is one of those headlines that stops you in your tracks and leaves you questioning everything you thought you knew about human behavior. Allexis T. Ferrell, a 27-year-old from Canton, Ohio,…
This Year’s White House Christmas Displays Somewhat Tacky, Critics Say
WASHINGTON — The Biden family unveiled their 2024 White House holiday decorations this week, marking their final season in the executive residence with a display themed “Season of Peace and Light.” The…
Why is New York City is Paying Pakistan-Based Corporation $220 Million to House Illegal Migrants
In a move blending international finance with local policy, New York City has leased the historic Roosevelt Hotel from Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) for three years at a cost of $220 million.…
Hamas Suporting Radicals Shouting “Occupying Is A Crime” Occupy Boston Shopping Center
On Black Friday, pro-Palestinian protesters gathered at Boston’s Prudential Center, urging shoppers to boycott in solidarity with Gaza. Demonstrators carried signs, waved flags, and chanted slogans, including “occupying is a crime,” highlighting…
Florida man posed as Elon Musk, scammed woman out of $600,000 life savings
BRADENTON, Fla. — A 56-year-old Florida man was arrested earlier this month for allegedly impersonating tech billionaire Elon Musk in a scheme to defraud a 74-year-old woman of hundreds of thousands of…
Mass Murderers: Two Men Arrested Linked to 30% of All Homicides in One City From July to September
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Birmingham Police have arrested two men, Damien McDaniel, 22, of Bessemer, and Hatarius Woods, 27, of Fairfield, in connection with the August 13, 2024, murder of 61-year-old Charlie Moore.…
Man Dies from Electrocution After Tossing Christmas Lights Over High-Voltage Power Line
ESCONDIDO, Calif. — A 24-year-old man died last Thursday morning after being electrocuted while hanging Christmas lights near a high-voltage powerline in Escondido, according to authorities. The victim, identified as Antonio Pascual…
AOC is Running for President in 2028, According to The Hill Report
WASHINGTON, DC — U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is rumored to be considering a run for president in 2028, according to a report by The Hill. The speculation stems from growing interest among…
Georgia deputy arrested for DUI after attempting to direct imaginary traffic at empty school
LIZELLA, GA — A Georgia sheriff’s deputy, who was previously honored as “Deputy of the Year,” was arrested last week for allegedly attempting to direct traffic outside an elementary school while intoxicated,…
Thanksgiving Myths You Totally Believed (But Aren’t Actually True)
Thanksgiving is packed with traditions we hold near and dear—turkey dinners, family feasts, and that perfect balance of gratitude and gluttony. But just like your uncle’s tall fishing stories, a lot of…
Why Thanksgiving Dinner Always Knocks You Out: The Truth About Food Comas
Ah, Thanksgiving—the holiday where gratitude meets gluttony. You pile your plate high with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, and maybe a token green bean to keep things balanced. Then, somewhere…
Miki Sudo’s Burrito-Eating Record Stands Firm After Two Years
TAMPA, FL—The Guinness World Record for the fastest time to eat a burrito remains unbroken two years after Miki Sudo set it on October 22, 2022. Sudo, a renowned competitive eater, achieved…
Is It Time For New Jersey to Create A Third Gender Division for High School Sports to Give Trans Athetes a League of Their Own?
The debate over how to best support transgender athletes in high school sports is one of the most complex and emotionally charged issues in athletics today. With the New Jersey State Interscholastic…
The Truth Behind the Ridiculous $1.5 Million Banana Duct Taped to a Wall “Art Piece”
Forget your 99-cent grocery store banana—this one could cost you $1.5 million. No, it’s not genetically engineered or dipped in gold; it’s a regular banana duct-taped to a wall. Yes, really. This…
Americans Quickly Realizing The View is a Hot Bed for Misinformation, Libel and Slander After Latest Legal Retraction
“The View” has recently become a hub for on-air legal disclaimers, much to the chagrin of its co-hosts. Sunny Hostin, a former federal prosecutor, has frequently been tasked with reading legal notes…
New Jersey Dem Candidate For Governor Claims Grandpa Flew B-52 Bomber During World War II
New Jersey gubernatorial candidate and Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill recently found herself in a historical hiccup. In a campaign statement, she mentioned that her grandfather flew B-52 bombers during World War II. However,…
Ellen DeGeneres Moves From Diverse U.S. to the Mostly White United Kingdom in Show of Protest Against Trump
In a surprising twist, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have reportedly relocated to the UK following Donald Trump’s recent election victory. The couple has settled in the picturesque Cotswolds,…
Woman Arrested in Utica for Prostitution-Related Offenses Involving Police Struggle
Woman Arrested in Utica for Prostitution-Related Offenses Involving Police Struggle **Utica, NY** - On Friday at approximately 12:40 p.m., Utica Police officers attempted to arrest Julie Mitchell, 55, of Utica, on charges…
Has Jaguar Gone Woke? Company Faces Backlash Over Rebranding, “Inclusive” New Commercial
Jaguar’s recent rebranding efforts have ignited a whirlwind of reactions, with many fans and critics alike questioning the brand’s new direction. The Ad That Roared Without a Car In a bold move,…
