No Forks Given As NJ Plastic Utensil Ban Begins Today
Trenton, NJ – New Jersey Democrats have gone out of their forkin’ minds as today begins their ban on plastic utensils at restaurants, bodegas, and takeouts statewide. New Jersey’s new “Skip the…
Newark’s Ghost Train Rumored to Pass Tonight at Midnight
NEWARK, N.J. — In Newark, an enduring urban legend tells of a ghostly steam engine that reportedly passes through the city’s train station at midnight on the 10th of every month. Known…
Colonial Treasure Rumored to be Buried Beneath the Sand on Long Beach Island
LONG BEACH ISLAND, N.J. — Nearly 250 years ago, on October 25, 1782, a bloody clash unfolded on the shores of Long Beach Island that left an entire militia dead and sparked…
McDonald’s Workers Intentionally Put Bacon on Muslim Child’s Filet-O-Fish
CHICOPEE, Mass. — A Massachusetts state agency has ruled that there is probable cause to believe a McDonald’s restaurant in Chicopee discriminated against a Muslim family by allegedly serving a pork product…
Pennsylvania Mom Who Killed 2-Year-Old Son Search Google on How to Cover it Up
SPRINGHILL TOWNSHIP, Pa. — A Pennsylvania woman has been charged with homicide after allegedly beating her boyfriend’s 2-year-old son, who later died from his injuries. Brianna Rufina Bloyer, 30, is accused of…
Does a Giant Loch Ness Type Serpent Lurk Beneat New Jersey’s Largest Lake?
In the depths of Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey’s largest freshwater lake, locals say that something strange and massive might just be lurking. Known as “Hoppie,” this legendary creature first became a topic…
Watch: Criminal Investigation Ongoing New Jersey’s Large “Shotgun” Fire
JACKSON TOWNSHIP, N.J. — A wildfire burning through the New Jersey Pinelands east of Colliers Mills Wildlife Management Area has prompted evacuations and threatened multiple structures as firefighters work to contain the…
“The Force is Silent: Why Mark Hamill May Be on a Jedi Meditation Retreat After Trump’s Latest Win
Looks like Mark Hamill’s Twitter (or should we say X) feed is as quiet as a Tatooine desert right now. The actor, best known as Luke Skywalker, has been a vocal critic…
Fear Mongering Oprah Winfrey Spreads Election Misinformation: There Will Never Be Another Election
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Media mogul Oprah Winfrey has issued a stark warning to voters ahead of the 2024 presidential election, suggesting that a victory for Donald Trump could jeopardize the future of…
Florida’s Killer Clown Released from Prison
PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla. — Sheila Keen-Warren, who became infamous as Florida’s “killer clown” after dressing as a clown and fatally shooting Marlene Warren in 1990, was released from prison over the…
Couple Arrested After Beating Man During Pre-Arranged Beach Encounter for Sex
ORMOND-BY-THE-SEA, Fla. — An evening on the beach took a violent turn for a Florida man who was allegedly ambushed and attacked with a hatchet by a man and woman after arranging…
Rep. Jamie Raskin says Democrats will challenge unfair election results, calls Republicans “fascist”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Jamie Raskin of Maryland made pointed remarks about the upcoming presidential election, stating that Democrats would only accept the results if they believe the election is conducted fairly.…
SNL Recycles Fallon’s Trump in the Mirror Skit for Kamala Harris
NEW YORK, N.Y. — It seems that Saturday Night Live couldn’t think of a skit for Kamala Harris last night, so the once-popular show’s writers recycled a skit used several; years ago…
Nearby Hunter Causes Panic, Lockdown at Stafford County Schools
STAFFORD COUNTY, Va. — Widewater Elementary and Shirley Heim Middle School were temporarily placed on lockdown following a report of a suspicious person with a weapon in the Stonebridge at Widewater Subdivision,…
Roosevelt man indicted for manslaughter in mother’s death; sister charged with elder abuse
MINEOLA, N.Y. — A 65-year-old man from Roosevelt has been indicted on manslaughter charges in connection with the death of his 85-year-old mother, while his sister faces charges for alleged abusive acts…
New York State DEC seizes and euthanizes social media star pet squirrel ‘Peanut,’ sparking outrage
PINE CITY, N.Y. — A beloved pet squirrel named Peanut, who became a social media sensation in New York, has reportedly been seized and euthanized by the New York State Department of…
New Jersey Woman Made to Remove Shirt in Order to Vote
Hamilton Township, NJ — In a dramatic display of defiance, a New Jersey woman cast her ballot in a nude bra after being asked to remove her pro-Trump clothing at a Hamilton…
Matt Wallace Hints At Massive Trove of Diddy Recordings, Some Featuring Jennifer Lopez
The drama surrounding Sean “Diddy” Combs has taken another wild twist with conservative commentator Matt Wallace allegedly threatening to release videos of Combs’ “freak-off” parties—particularly involving footage of Jennifer Lopez. Wallace has…
President Biden Bites Babies At White House Halloween Event
President Joe Biden’s Halloween event at the White House took an unexpected and slightly bizarre twist this year when he was caught on camera pretending to “bite” the feet of multiple babies.…
Watch Closely: President Biden’s Eye Movement Suggests He Read “Garbage” Line From Teleprompter
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden is facing scrutiny from critics who allege that his eye movements during a recent speech indicate he was reading from a teleprompter when he made contentious remarks…
Florida Bail Bondsman Had Codewords for Illegal Sex and Release Operation
ORLANDO, Fla. — A Florida bail bondsman is in custody after investigators say they uncovered an alleged scheme in which he would bail women out of jail in exchange for sex, according…
