No Forks Given As NJ Plastic Utensil Ban Begins Today
Trenton, NJ – New Jersey Democrats have gone out of their forkin’ minds as today begins their ban on plastic utensils at restaurants, bodegas, and takeouts statewide. New Jersey’s new “Skip the…
Toms River Sues New Jersey After State Demands Affordable Housing Built on Cemeteries and School Fields
TOMS RIVER, NJ – On Wednesday, Toms River Township Mayor Dan Rodrick and the township council announced they will continue to fight New Jersey’s affordable housing mandates by filing a lawsuit against…
Baltimore Minor League Team Unveils New Logo That Has People Taking a Second Look
The Chesapeake Baysox, the Double-A affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles, introduced their new alternate identity for the 2025 season: the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers. Intended as a tribute to the Chesapeake Bay’s rich…
Feds Cancel New York’s Food Justice for Queer and Trans Farmer Funding
Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), under the leadership of Secretary Brooke Rollins, has terminated a controversial contract in New York aimed at educating transgender and queer farmers on…
Police Use DNA to Charge Allentown Employee Who Left Noose on Her Own Desk, Faked Hate Crime
ALLENTOWN, PA — A City of Allentown employee who claimed to find a noose on her desk in January is now facing charges for allegedly fabricating the incident after DNA evidence linked…
New Jersey Bird Feeder Ban Looms in Trenton as Spring Hatches
Trenton, NJ – As spring blossoms across New Jersey, bringing the cheerful chirps of returning migratory birds, a contentious proposal in Trenton threatens to silence a backyard tradition: bird feeding. Lawmakers are…
Yankees Announcer Michael Kay Fires Back at Social Media Critics Over Forehead Jabs
New York, NY – March 23, 2025 – Michael Kay, the longtime voice of the New York Yankees and host of ESPN New York’s “The Michael Kay Show,” took to social media…
Is There Really a “Woke Mind Virus”? Decoding Elon Musk’s Crusade Against the Logic of the Left
Elon Musk, the billionaire innovator behind Tesla, SpaceX, and X, has a knack for stirring the pot. Whether it’s launching cars into space or weighing in on cultural debates, his voice carries…
Radical Left Planning “Tesla Takedown” at Jersey Shore Dealership
EATONTOWN, N.J. — A group of protesters is planning to gather outside a Tesla dealership on Sunday for what organizers are calling a “Tesla takedown” event aimed at Elon Musk and his…
Gambino Family Mob Enforcer Who Shot 40 People and Killed 6 Appointed to Town Council in New Jersey
ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – A newly appointed councilman in New Jersey will introduce an ordinance you can’t refuse. In Englishtown, New Jersey, a half-square-mile speck of suburban boredom, Mayor Daniel Francisco decided to…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Emerges as New Leader of the Democratic Party
NEW YORK – Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), widely known as AOC, is stepping into the spotlight as the emerging leader of the Democratic Party, signaling a potential shift in the party’s direction…
Democrats’ Profanity-Laced Playbook Isn’t Digging Them Out of Their Historic Rut
OP-ED – The Democratic Party is in freefall, and their latest tactic—cursing up a storm—isn’t just failing to reverse the slide; it’s making them look desperate. With approval ratings plumbing depths not…
Is Your Newborn Baby Trans or Gay? New Jersey Would Like to Know Before You Leave the Hospital
Trenton, NJ – A controversial state mandate in New Jersey has thrust hospitals into the spotlight, as new parents are now being asked to identify the gender identity and sexual orientation of…
Former Mayrland Fire Captain Punches Airline Worker Over Cancelled Flight at Washington Dulles
DULLES, Va. — A Maryland man was arrested at Washington Dulles International Airport after allegedly assaulting a United Airlines gate agent when his travel plans were disrupted. Christopher Stuart Crittenden, 54, of…
Dirty New Jersey Cop Stole Drug Evidence, Laundered $600,000 to Personal Bank Accounts
TRENTON, NJ – A state grand jury has indicted a suspended Bergen County Prosecutor’s Office (BCPO) lieutenant for allegedly removing and tampering with drug evidence on multiple occasions and engaging in financial…
Texas Embalmer Removed Genitals From Corpse After Learning Deceased Was Sex Offender
Houston, TX – March 16, 2025 – A licensed embalmer in Texas has been charged with abuse of a corpse following a disturbing incident at a Harris County funeral home. Amber Paige…
Dropkick Murphys Call Republicans ‘Cult Members’, Tell Trump Fans to ‘Shut the f-ck up’
Boston, MA – – The Dropkick Murphys, Boston’s beloved Celtic punk band, ignited a firestorm of cheers and controversy at a recent performance in their hometown, unleashing a blistering tirade against Donald…
Fort Washington man charged with murdering father before stabbing himself
FORT WASHINGTON, MD – A 22-year-old man has been charged with the murder of his father after authorities say he fatally assaulted him before attempting to take his own life. Prince George’s…
Hagerstown Woman Performed Seance As Apartment Complex She Set on Fire Burned
WASHINGTON COUNTY, MD – A Hagerstown woman was arrested after investigators determined she intentionally set fire to her apartment before barricading herself inside a rental office, authorities said. Deputy State Fire Marshals…
Is That A Turtle In Your Pants? Pennsylvania Man Caught with Reptile in His Drawers at Newark Airport
NEWARK, N.J. — A Pennsylvania man was caught attempting to smuggle a live turtle in his pants at Newark Liberty International Airport after a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) body scanner detected an…
Tennessee Man Shot by His Dog While in Bed With Woman in Bizarre Bedroom Incident
Memphis, TN – A Memphis man found himself in the hospital this week after an unusual and startling event: his own dog accidentally shot him. The incident, which occurred in the early…
