You’re Fired! Trump Yanks Joe Biden’s Security Clearance
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Saturday that he has revoked former President Joe Biden’s security clearance and halted his access to intelligence briefings, citing national security concerns and a precedent set…
If you want to get tested for COVID-19, Joe Biden says just Google it
If you’re having trouble finding a COVID-19 test after searching online and calling local health departments, pharmacies and clinics, President Joe Biden today said you’re doing it all wrong…just Google it. “Google…
Joe Biden calls for social distancing on school busses, and for busses to also be socially distanced from each other
President Joe Biden today called for the social distancing of students on school busses and even the actual busses themselves. “Social distance in classrooms, even larger classrooms, on buses and everything from…
In 2022, President Joe Biden said there’s a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020
U.S. President Joe Biden forgot what year the world just entered, 2022, when he told Americans that have a lot of reasons to be hopeful in 2022. “We have the tools to…
Ron DeSantis says Joe Biden is bogarting COVID-19 treatments
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says President Joe Biden doesn’t believe in viral treatments to help COVID-19 patients and slammed the president for reducing the state’s allocation of treatments, leaving Floridians to deny.…
Joe Biden announces plan to take on Big Meat as meat prices continue to soar due to Bidenflation
President Joe Biden is now setting his sights on “Big Meat”, America’s alledged meat conglomerates who he claims are artificially raising the prices of meat products. Biden met with “Small Meat” this…
President Joe Biden shocked to learn ground beef now costs over $5 per pound
WASHINGTON, DC – We’re unable to confirm the truthfulness of the story told this week by President Joe Biden as many of his tales have turned out to be false fabrications, but…
Joe Rogan, Rand Paul Begin Exodus From Big Tech In Mounting Backlash Over Censorship
Prominent personalities including podcast host Joe Rogan and Republican Sen. Rand Paul have announced plans to leave major social media platforms amid growing backlash over censorship. Rogan announced late Sunday that he…
Cluck You: Joe Biden pledges a fairer, more competitive poultry industry
In July, President Biden signed an Executive Order on Promoting Competition in the American Economy to create a fairer, more resilient, and more dynamic economy. Over the last few decades, we’ve seen too many…
2021 Flashback: Joe Biden says if you’re fully vaccinated you don’t need a mask, very low risk of infection
Joe Biden told Americans if they are fully vaccinated they don’t need to wear a face mask from the Rose Garden on May 13, 2021. Transcript: Now, I want to be clear…
Joe Biden on Delta and Omicron: Nobody saw it coming
U.S. President Joe Biden said that nobody in the world saw the COVID-19 delta and omicron variants coming and that both strains caught the entire world by surprise.…
Joe Biden says a second booster shot is coming for Americans
President Joe Biden said this week that there is a good possibility that Americans will at some point in the near future need a fourth COVID-19 shot, a second booster based on…
Joe Biden says “Winter of Death” coming to America if you’re unvaccinated
WASHINGTON, DC – President Joe Biden promised to defeat COVID-19, but despite a record vaccination rollout nationwide, the virus is beating him. Now, instead of declaring a path toward victory in his…
Joe Biden calls wearing a face mask a patriotic duty, then doesn’t wear his mask
President Joe Biden was in violation of local and university indoor mask-wearing guidelines at South Carolina State University. This week, Biden said wearing face masks is a patriotic duty for Americans.…
Even Santa hates Joe Biden as St. Nick fires unvaccinated elves, experiences manufacturing backlog
Santa Claus has had enough with Donald Trump. Jolly old Saint Nick isn’t himself this year. He has had to lay off half of his elves who refused to vaccinate and the…
Aging Joe Biden once against reads teleprompter punctuation, “End of Message”
First, it was Joe Biden’s “end quote” gaffe, now it’s “end of message”. The President of the United States had another senior moment this week while speaking at the memorial service for…
Joe Biden’s Amtrak tall tale gets more bizarre after President blames his commute for his wife and daughter’s death
Kansas City, MO – U.S. President Joe Biden’s already debunked fictitious Amtrak story just got a bit more bizarre. The claim that he had a conversation with a man about his traveling…
Joe Biden forgets name of Kansas City mayor while delivering speech in city
KANSAS CITY, MO – U.S. President Joe Biden’s cognitive abilities have been accused by many of being on the decline. The 79-year-old president, America’s oldest in history has a knack for forgetting…
Bumbling Joe Biden calls country ‘United Steak of America’
While rehashing a tale that American children are being loaded into the backseat of cars and taken to McDonald’s for internet access, Joe Biden on Wednesday referred to the country as the…
Diverse group of protesters in Brooklyn shout “F’ Joe Biden” and “De Blasio”
Brooklyn, NY – If you watch mainstream media, you’re told that the chants of “F— Joe Biden” and “Let’s Go Brandon” are the rallying cries of the fascist-white supremacist Republican party. If…
Shore Congressional Candidate: Joe Biden, Democrats are Dismantling the American Family
TOMS RIVER, NJ – Shawn Hyland is hoping to become part of the red wave to sweep Democrats out of office in 2022, but he has a big challenge ahead of him.…
