AP: Pelosi OKs drafting of impeachment articles

Humor: Nancy Pelosi Announces Twelve Month Donald Trump Impeachment Schedule

The following satire was originally published by Zerg Report, a lighter-side comedy website. It is not a true story but based on real-life experiences. WASHINGTON, D.C. – Via ZergReport – Nancy Pelosi today…

Watch: Trump Plaza Hotel Imploded in Atlantic City

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – It has sat vacant for years. During storms, pieces of its facade would fly around the boardwalk, occasionally narrowly missing people below. Today, the demolition of Trump Plaza…

McDaniel: Democrats Can’t Move Beyond Trump, They Need to Get Over It

When President Donald J. Trump was in office, they called it “Trump Derangement Syndrome“. Now that he is out of office the mysterious condition that affects Democrats and mainstream media reporters is…

Trump Jr: “The spirit here is amazing!” as he celebrated President’s Day with dad Donald and a Trump Parade

PALM BEACH, FL – Donald Trump, Jr., the son of former President Donald J. Trump said that hundreds of fans lined the road in a President’s Day Trump Parade outside his home…

According to CNN, 90% of America’s Crime is Being Committed by Donald J. Trump

Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. So is Post Traumatic Trump Syndrome and both diseases are on full display over at the CNN crime newsdesk where for the past twenty-four hours, ninety percent…

Leftist Small-Time Social Media Influencer Goes Into Hiding After Threat to GOP Senators Who Acquitted Trump

You may not have ever heard of Rob Gill. He’s a “progressive” influencer and comedian who joined the unhinged left in the wake of the U.S. Senate acquittal of President Donald J.…

Watch as Trump lawyer schools Democrat House Managers on the law

WASHINGTON, D.C. – One of the defining moments of the 2021 impeachment trial against President Donald J. Trump was the moment defense attorney Michael Van Der Veen turned the tables on the…

Nancy Pelosi goes in full meltdown mode after Trump acquittal

WASHINGTON, DC – The Speaker of the House of the United States Congress is in denial and experience a full-blown meltdown in the wake of the acquittal of President Donald J. Trump. …

Chuck Schumer continues babbling about Trump after former President was acquitted by his own Senate

New York Senator Chuck Schumer is in denial. The U.S. Senate has voted to acquit former U.S. President Donald J. Trump, but Chuck is not giving up. Schumer feels the impeachment was…

Trump 2024? Trump speaks out after second impeachment acquittal

WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA – U.S. President Donald J. Trump today spoke out for the first time about his impeachment hearing before the U.S. Senate for the first time since leaving office. …

Fact Check: Did President Trump Incite Riot at U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021?

NOT EXACTLY NEWS – Elected Democrats in Washington, D.C. have claimed that former President Donald J. Trump incited the violent uprising at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. The claim: House…

President Trump Not Guilty in Second Impeachment Victory

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It was the shortest impeachment trial in the history of the United States, but former U.S. President Donald J. Trump was found not guilty and acquitted of the charge…

Irrelevant, Angry Hillary Clinton Goes Batty on Trump Impeachment Rant

NEW YORK, NY- An angry, bitter and irrelevant Hillary Clinton who lost to President Donald J. Trump in the 2016 Presidential election has gone on a vicious and erratic tirade on Twitter.…

Illinois U.S. Attorney ousted, resigns in Biden Justice Department Trump Purge

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. – United States Attorney John C. Milhiser announced today that he has submitted his resignation to the President, to be effective Feb. 28, 2021. Mr. Milhiser thanked Senators Duckworth and…

Missouri U.S. Attorney Latest Victim of Biden Justice Department Trump Clear Out

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – United States Attorney Tim Garrison has submitted to President Biden his resignation as the chief federal law enforcement officer for the Western District of Missouri, effective Feb. 28,…

As Biden Purges Trump Justice Department, Oklahoma Attorney Shores Resigns

TULSA, Okla. – U.S. Attorney Trent Shores today announced that he will resign as chief law enforcement officer for the Northern District of Oklahoma at the end of February. “Today, I tendered…

Biden forces resignation of Nevada’s Top Justice Department Official in Trump Purge

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – U.S. Attorney Nicholas A. Trutanich for the District of Nevada has announced his resignation, effective at 11:59 p.m. on February 28, 2021. “It’s been the honor of a lifetime…

Biden forces resignation of Ohio U.S. Attorney as Justice Department Gets “De-Trumped”

COLUMBUS, Ohio – United States Attorney David M. DeVillers announced today he will resign as chief law enforcement officer for the Southern District of Ohio effective Feb. 28, 2021. DeVillers stated: “It…

Biden forces Oklahoma U.S. Attorney to Resign in Trump Justice Department Purge

OKLAHOMA CITY – Today, United States Attorney Timothy J. Downing announced that he has submitted his resignation to the President, to be effective at 11:59 p.m. on February 28, 2021. He will…

Trump Says “Who Cares” After Hollywood Screen Actors Guild Moves to Revoke Membership

HOLLYWOOD, CA – President Donald J. Trump is a member of the Hollywood Screen Actor’s Guild (SAG). He is most famous for his appearances in Home Alone 2, Wall Street, Zooland, Saturday…

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