Cops Say Snake that Rattled Headquarters Was Bigger Than it Looks

September 10, 2024
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Cops Say Snake that Rattled Headquarters Was Bigger Than it Looks
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STAFFORD, Va. — A juvenile black racer snake was removed from a restricted area of the Stafford County Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday morning.

At approximately 5:45 a.m., Major C.S. Kimmitz discovered the snake inside the locker room of the Ford T. Humphrey Public Safety Building, according to a post from the sheriff’s office. The non-venomous snake, named “Chuck Norhiss” by deputies, was safely removed and released into a wooded area behind the building.

Cops Say Snake that Rattled Headquarters Was Bigger Than it Looks

The sheriff’s office shared the incident with humor, noting that the snake appeared “much larger” and more threatening than it actually was.